Amber: How do you even know that?
Joy: One- My daughter is Ander. Two- I'm friends with a witch, and she was complaining once about the Mars retrograde ruining her life.
Kelp: Makes sense.
Air: Moon! 12 enemies!
Moon: I don't think I even HAVE 12 enemies...
Joy: Seriously? How do you not? I can list 12 right now.
Kelp: Go.
Joy: Macaw, Avocado, Scarlet, Pineapple, Crow, Snowfall, Coral, Morrowseer, Darkstalker, that dragon who insulted my dad that one time, that Sandwing who threatened my family that one time, and every hybrid hunter ever. What about you Air?
Air: Oh, easy. Faithbringer, Scarlet, Morrowser, Eric Kripke, Metetron, AU Michael, Lucifer, Abbadon, Azazel, Lilith, Chuck, and everyone on the writer's team of supernatural that thinks Destiel shouldn't happen.
Nightflyer: See? It's easy to come up with 12. Just try.
Moon: Okaaaay.... Morrowseer, Scarlet, Darkstalker, Fierceteeth, Rattlesnake, Squid, Sirocco, Flame-
Amber: HEY!
Carnelian: Makes sense.
Moon: -Obsidian, Icicle, Vulture, and Cobra.
Qibli: Why is my whole family there?
Winter: Why is more of my family NOT there?
Moon: *shrugs*
Joy: Here are the lyrics to the song, take some time to match your enemies to them while the rest of us binge listen to the soundtrack from Disney's 'Let it Shine' because that movie was epic and you can't tell me different.
Kelp: I loved that movie. SO MUCH DRAMA.
Joy: I knoooowwww
Rainkeeper: did.....Did somebody mention Drama?
Hosts:........
Joy: 2020 IS BEING HOSTED BY CHRIS FROM TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
Kelp: I love Total Drama Island so much....
Nightflyer: Drama! Look at all these old playbills!
Air: Remember when we learned how to box step? 5-6-7-8
Seashell: No need to demonstrate!
Joy: It's like I dug up an ancient cringe compilation.
Rainkeeper: That happens any time you read some of your REALLY old writing. *shudders*
Joy: We don't read those. We burn them.
Moon: Okay, I think I'm ready!
Air: Sweet!
Nightflyer: Hello sweetie.
Kelp: We met someone who looks like a slightly older version of River from Doctor Who, it's kind of creepy.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Morrowseer, Scarlet, Darkstalker, Fierceteeth, Rattlesnake, Squid, Sirocco, Flame, Obsidian, Icicle, Vulture, and Cobra appear*
*music starts*
All: AQUARIUS!
Air: My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius, and I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.
Moon: *points at Squid*
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
All: PISCES!
Moon: *points at Sirocco*
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
All: ARIES!
Moon: *points at Obsidian*
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
All: TAURUS!
Moon: *points at Fierceteeth*
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
Moon: That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
All: GEMINI!
Moon: *points at Morrowseer*
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancée hurls a javelin through your chest
All: CANCER!
Moon: *points at Icicle*
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
All: LEO!
Moon: *points at Cobra*
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
All: VIRGO!
Moon: *points at Darkstalker*
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
Moon: That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you
but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true
Moon: Where was I?
All: LIBRA!
Moon: *points at Scarlet* "
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week
All: SCORPIO!
Moon: *points at Flame*
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
All: SAGITTARIUS!
Moon: *points at Vulture*
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den
All: CAPRICORN!
Moon: *points at Rattlesnake*
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
Moon: That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
Joy: This song is beautiful.
Seashell: Weird Al is beautiful.
Air: What now?
Nightflyer: Now we go eat cookies and write more oneshots for 1k because we procrastinated too much and didn't get them all done in time.
Rainkeeper: I'll go get the cookies......
Hosts: 1K 1K LALALALALA!!!
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FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
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