Murderbasket Memes (D.O.D.)

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Joy: My moons, it's been a busy five days. Let's cover what we have to.

Air: *wrapped in a blanket, clutching a cup of tea, looks heavily traumatized*

Joy: Air? Supernatural fandom update?

Air: Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, Richard Speight Jr., and Alex Calvert were on a plane and the plane's engine exploded so they had to make an emergency landing.

Nightflyer: They're okay. Everyone is fine, we promise. Jensen just said he's never flying again.

Air: BUT WHAT IF THEY WEREN'T OKAY OH MY FUCKING MOONS.

Nightflyer: Air-

Air: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TALENTED PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN PLANE AND/OR HELICOPTER CRASHES?!!?!?

Nightflyer: It doesn't do to dwell of what ifs-

Air: BUT-BUT- *pained noises*

Air: I don't want anything bad to happen to them! 2020 IS SHIT ENOUGH SO FAR, I CAN'T LOSE THE SUPERNATURAL CAST TOO. THEY'RE THE ONLY REASON I'M GOING TO SURVIVE THE SHOW'S FINALE.

Nightflyer: *hugs her*

Nightflyer: IT was a traumatic event.

Air: *small conflicted fangirl noises*

Rainkeeper: Speaking of 2020 being shit *sighs*

Rainkeeper: WE WILL MENTION IT ONCE, AND THEN NEVER AGAIN.

Joy: we're sick of hearing about it, but it must be addressed.

Kelp: You know what we're talking about.

Air: The Croatoan virus that SPN predicts years ago down to the toilet paper detail?

Rainkeeper: The- The coronavirus, yes.

Rainkeeper: I think people are WAY overreacting, but just in case, wash your hands, avoid sick people, those stupid face masks don't do anything so quit wasting your money, stop killing people over Lysol but you can murder for toilet paper or steal some from public restrooms, if you have any sort of cleaning product, walk into a store that has none and offer it to the highest bidder, if you're in an area where schools are closed, enjoy your break, and play Plague Inc. and tell me the world isn't literally reacting like we're in a real life game of it. 

Rainkeeper: There. Now we will never mention it again. Next?

Nightflyer: WE'RE ON SPRING BREAK!

Joy: HAHA!

Kelp: Which also means that, as of this moment, our scavenger author may be taking a short break because she's going on a road trip for college tours.

ME: *screams in college fear*

Air: So we might not be here from Monday to Saturday.

Joy: Unless we get wifi in the car....

Nightflyer: But we're off for two weeks, so expect updates then. Hopefully one... on.... the cop show....

Joy: Highly unlikely, but we'll try. 

Seashell: Don't- Don't talk about the cop show....

*players appear*

Peril: At what point has enough of the fandom read Dragonslayer that we can talk about it without people getting mad?

Nightflyer: We'll give em another few weeks, just in case.

Joy: MURDERBASKET.

Kelp: Not yet, Joy.

Joy: M U R D E R B A S K E T

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