Air: *finds a random book on the floor*
Air: Hey Seashell, what's this?
Seashell: Oh, that's one of my Manga books. I guess I forgot to put it back.
Air: Oh okay *flips to a random page and starts reading*
Seashell: WAIT Air?? What's going on that scene?
Air: Nothing much, just two sisters talking to each other in a bathroom and- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Seashell: Crap.
Air: *screams and kicks the Manga away*
Seashell:....Okay, that's a bit of an overreaction.
Air: THEY WERE SISTERS!!!! *continues screaming*
Nightflyer: *burst into the room*
Nightflyer: I heard Air scream. What's wrong? What happened? Who died this time? Air, I swear we will resurrect anyone we need to- SEASHELL WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER???
Seashell: Nothing!
Air: *is curled up in a ball and severely traumatized*
Nightflyer: DON'T LIE TO ME. YOU DESTROYED HER INNOCENCE!
Seashell: She got ahold of one of my Mangas and chose the wrong part to read.
Nightflyer: Which manga?
Seashell: Citrus.
Nightflyer: Which part?
Air: *whimpers*
Nightflyer: *hugs Air protectively*
Seashell: *whispers to Nightflyer what happened in the scene*
Nightflyer: Okay, that's not so-
Seashell: They were sisters.
Nightflyer:....OH. Ew. Oh no. *thinks about it* AAAAH! GROSS!
Nightflyer: *steals machine gun from Joy and shoots the Manga until it's shredded*
Air: You...can't hurt...anyone... anymore.
Seashell:.....And this is why I should never leave my Manga out.
*players appear*
Nightflyer: OKAY! This should help you recover, Air.
Air: Good.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Flame appears*
Umber: Oh!
Flame: WHY am I here?
Joy: Because Air was given permission to let you and Umber roleplay as Destiel and for her to go crazy with Destiel stuff.
Air: FINALLY.
Air: *throws on a trenchcoat with the words I <3 Dean on the back*
Air: IT'S MY TIME BITCHES!!!!
Umber: I'm scared now, but still happy for the dare.
Flame: This is ridiculous. I'm not gay. And what the hell is Destiel?
All: *gasps*
Joy: *hides everyone behind ballistic shields*
Air:.......
Air: Destiel is the GREATEST gay ship in the entire gay-dom that is Supernatural. It's made up of Dean Winchester, king of Narnia, and Castiel, the innocent badass puppy angel. And if you DARE INSULT THEM, I WILL SHRED YOU APART IN WAYS THAT WOULD MAKE JOY CRINGE.
Joy:....Okay, now I'm scared.
Air: And they're my OTP and are TOTALLY SUBTEXTLY CANON!!!!!
Air: And you are going to live out my vision of them. OR ELSE.
Umber: .......Can I be Cas?
Air: Uh, DUH. You're totally the cinnamon roll of this relationship. And Flame is moody, like Dean.
Flame: But I'm not gay!
Air: That's great! Get right into character!
Flame:.....
Air: Now, I'm probably gonna need a Fanmoose too, sooo Kinkajou! Wanna stand in the background and fangirl?
Kinkajou: Hell. YES.
Air: Great! Now, Umber, Flame, do your thing.
Air: *forces them into Dean. And Cas outfits.*
Flame: What thing?
Umber:......
Umber: Dean, I want a cat.
Flame: A cat? No.
Air: Oh my chuck thank you scavenger who dared this.
Umber: But they're SO cute and fluffy, Dean!! And they're soft, and they lurt, and I could fit a kitten in my trenchcoat so he wouldn't get in the way and-
Flame: Cas, No.
Umber: Why NOOOOOT?
Flame: Because the hunting life is rough, and it's no place to have a kitten running around.
Umber: But I could teach him to hunt and bathe him in holy water so he repels demons!
Flame: Cas........ You didn't already BUY a cat, did you?
Umber:......No....of course not, Dean, I had to ask you first and-
Cat: *meows from inside Umber's trenchcoat*
Flame: Dammit Cas
Air: *shrieks*
Umber: What do we have to do now?
Flame: It can't get more humiliating then this. So I think we're good.
Air: BE GAY AF!!!
Flame:....I was wrong.
Umber: *straps a rainbow flag to his back and gets on a unicorn*
Umber: *reaches towards Flame* Join me, and taste the rainbow!
Moon: Oh yeah, this is Umber's day to shine.
Flame:....Kill me now. *gets on the unicorn*
Unicorn: *starts farting Skittles as Umber and Flame ride into the sunset*
Air: SHIP!!!!!!!
Air: *dances after them*
All:......
Winter:....What, exactly, is so great about her that you put up with THAT?
Nightflyer:.....How much time you got?
Winter:.....Wow.
Qibli: Relationship goals.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
