Deep Dark Secrets (Both)

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Air: *inhales*

Air: JACK. YOU REBELLIOUS LITTLE FLEDGLING. SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND DON'T BE MEAN TO YOUR FATHERS.

Nightflyer: What the hell-

Air: I saw a preview for an episode where Jack says Lucifer's his dad, except that he's NOT. TEAM FREE WILL ARE YOUR DADS, JACK, DAMMIT, AND YOU KNOW IT. 

Nightflyer: I wanna slap him.

Air: He's too precious to be slapped, and yet I wanna bitchslap him.

Nightflyer: It's difficult bein a parent. Knowin' when ta hug your child, when ta kill 'em.

Air: SHUT UP ROWENA, NOW IS NOT THE TIME.

*players appear*

Starflight: Do it.

Fatespeaker: but why-

Starflight: Just do it!!

Fatespeaker: *sighs*

Fatespeaker: WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY, WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS!

Starflight: *snorts cocaine*

Fatespeaker: KUMBAAYAAAAA MY LORD!!!

Rainkeeper: We really need to get him off the cocaine.

Starflight: NO. I LIKE COCAINE!

Joy: Honey, I have two seasons worth of Narcos that shows you why you SHOULDN'T do cocaine.

Starflight: *starts humming Bubblegum bitch*

Clay: What's the dare of the day?

Air: Day of the dare, I like that.

Nightflyer: You know what it reminds me of?

Seashell: Oh no.

Rainkeeper: A certain type of poetry, perhaps?

Joy: Not this again.

Kelp: What-

Nifghtflyer: H-O-T-D

Rainkeeper: H-O-T-D

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: H-O-T-D HOTDHOTD-

Joy: H-T-T-Y-D, H-T-T-Y-D 

Nightflyer/Rainkeeper: HOTDHOTDHOTD HOTD HOTD- HAIKU OF THE DAY!!!!!

Kelp: What the heck?

Nightflyer: One day someone will understand that reference.

Rainkeeper: One day, eye candy will find us.

Nightflyer: ooooo, eye candy.

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: *sighs*

Air:......Should I be concerned right now?

Joy: I don't know. I think this is their gay thing.

Umber: What about a gay thing?

Qibli: He was my gay thing.

Winter: Your what?

Qibli: Nevermind.

Joy: Everybody gets one. 

Kelp: I'm so confused.

Joy: Think about it this way. In every fandom, usually ones that are TV show or movie based, there is one character that no matter what your own personal preference is, you would not turn this character down if they wanted to kiss you.

Nightflyer: Yeaaaah, that's accurate.

Air: You all know who they are in your fandoms.

Nightflyer: You know.

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