Nine Deaths Part 6- Juniper (Hosts)

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Ember: HELLO?!?!?!?! HELLO?!!?!?!? PLEASE, GOD, I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE!!!

Shore: What-

Ember: The guy who didn't like musicals is the best musical ever, fight me.

Ander: Why would I fight you on something that's factual?

Ember: Hamilton move over, your new competition's in tooowwnnnn,

Haze: What-

*players appear*

Ember: Hey, are you going to the play at the Starlight Theater?

Kelp: I never miss a musical at the Starlight, and if anyone thinks that makes me less of a man, they can talk to my fucking GUN *pulls out a gun*

Seashell: Joy, why does he have a gun?

Joy: Because I authorized him to use my firearm.

Rainkeeper: sHOW ME YOUR HAAAANDS, SHOW ME THOSE JAZZ HANDS!

Haze: Why-

Permafrost: I'm going to kick your head!

Kelp: We hated you guys!

Shore: We hated ourselves!

Haze: WHAT IS GOING ON?

Rainkeeper: Is that an iPhone?

Shore: Yeah, it's a 6S-

Rainkeeper: *takes phone, throws it*

Rainkeeper: WEAR A WATCH!!

Joy: *fires a rifle and then points it at the hosts*

Joy: Now SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA!

Haze: WHAT?

Joy: I SAID SING, DAMMIT!

Hosts: *badly attempt to sing Moana, messing up the lyrics*

Haze: I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!

Ember: Okay, everybody get that out of their systems?

Joy: For now.

Seashell: So what's the dare?

Ander: Oh, Shore gets to kill cat Juniper nine times.

Permafrost: And it's our last dare hosting for now, WAH!

Haze: Good, end this insanity.

Ember: You should reference The Trail to Oregon next time.

Nightflyer: Already noted.

Ember: Good.

Ander: *snaps talons*

*Cat version of Juniper appears*

Shore:.......

Shore: The apotheosis is upon us.

All: *cheers like small children*

Shore: *steals gun from Kelp and shoots Juniper*

Juniper: *dies and respawns*

Joy: Awww, like mother, like son.

Shore: Alexa, activate self destruct mode.

Air: Uh, I don't think it can do that.

Shore:.......It's 2018... and it CAN'T EVEN BLOW ITSELF UP?!?!

Shore: *picks up Juniper and throws her at a wall*

Juniper: *dies and respawns*

Haze: WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING THIS?

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