Facaw MEME (Guest Starring Macaw and Faithbringer)

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Nightflyer/Air: *giggling like maniacs*

Rainkeeper: What's up with you two?

Air: *laughs harder*

Nightflyer: We wrote something. *keeps laughing*

Joy: What is it?

Air: IT WAS TEXT MESSAGES BETWEEN DEAN AND CAS AND SAM AND GABRIEL AND SATAN AND MICHAEL AND CROWLEY AND CHARLIE!

Nightflyer: AND IT HAD SWEARS AND FUNNY JOKES AND A RIDICULOUS PLOT THAT MADE NO SENSE AND DIRTY JOKES!

Air: AND WE WROTE IT ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S WATTPAD ACCOUNT SO IT CAN'T BE TRACED BACK TO US!

Nightflyer/Air: *bursts out laughing*

Seashell: Uh.....okay?

*Macaw and Faithbringer appear*

Joy: *screams*

Air:.......Nightflyer.....the star was used.

Nightflyer: I know....

Air/Nightflyer: *bursts out laughing*

Rainkeeper:.....Okay, so Airflyer's gonna be weird today.

Joy: WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?

Seashell: Relax, nothing involving you is happening.

Joy: Oh thank the moons.

Nightflyer: Should I be worried?

Rainkeeper: Nope.

Nightflyer: Oh yay!

Macaw: Hello Lovely Joy.

Joy: *pumps shotgun*

Joy: You wanna say that again?

Faithbringer: Hi Nighty

Nightflyer: Ew no.

Faithbringer: You're not still in love with sociopathic rainforest princess, are you?

Air: Wait what?

Nightflyer: Different dare.

Air: Ooooooooh.

Nightflyer: No, I'm not in love with Joy, Faithbringer.

Faithbringer: YES!

Nightflyer: BUT I AM in love with Air.

Faithbringer: And you'll be over that when?

Nightflyer:........When the moons fall from the sky and crush you?

Faithbringer: Oh....okay....

Air: AKA NEVER.

Faithbringer: Yeah, I gathered that.

Air:..........*sticks her tongue out at Faithbringer*

Faithbringer: You are way too immature for him.

Air: And you're way too pompous for him.

Faithbringer: Do you even know what that means?

Air: It's like narcissism, Faithbringer- can you spell it?

Air: *puts on sunglasses*

Rainkeeper: *inhales*

Rainkeeper: I AM THE ONE, DON'T WEIGH A TON, DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UPON THE STREET!

Joy:......I'm so proud.

Seashell: I'm so disappointed.

Joy: *hulk punches Seashell*

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