Who Ya Gonna Call? Ghost Deathy! (D.O.D.)

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Seashell: Chromebooks don't have a Caps lock key, WAAAAAAH!

Nightflyer: Oh no. How ever will you contain yourself?

Joy: GUYS I FOUND THE SHORTCUT. CAPS LOCK IS BACK!

Rainkeeper: Wonderful.

Air: AWwwwwww, there's no star key either!

Nightflyer:...Air, you just have to hold shift, and press 8.

Air: But holding shift is SO much work!!

Rainkeeper: He took the time to press the shift key, Marge. I think he knows what he's talking about. 

*players appear*

Seashell: Okay, so, in order to do this, he has to die first.

Joy: Got it.

Joy:.......Dam it he's one of the few dragons I CAN'T kill.

Seashell: Can't or won't?

Joy: *cocks gun*

Joy: I WON'T kill him, but I CAN'T kill you.

Seashell:......Because your morals won't let you kill me?

Joy: No, because Kelp would frown upon me murdering his sister. If that wasn't a factor, I'd shoot you. You're kind of annoying.

Tsunami: HEY! No shooting my daughter!

Rainkeeper: Joy, you can't just- *long-suffering sigh*

Deathbringer: Rainkeeper, I personally apologize for every gene Joy inherited from me.

Rainkeeper: Thanks.

Air: Well, SOMEBODY'S got to do this. 

Nightflyer: Got it. *Makes a call*

*Scarlet appears with a machine gun and fires at Glory*

Deathbringer: NO! *shoves Glory out of the way and dies*

All: *screams and viciously murders Scarlet*

Glory: DEATHBRINGER!!!!

Joy: Aw, crap. WHO LEFT THE SAD BACKGROUND MUSIC TO MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS ON DURING DEATHBRINGER'S DEATH!?!?!

Air: That may have been me....

Nightflyer: Do it! One of you!

Rainkeeper: NO MORE AGATHA CHRISTIE REFERENCES- DEATHBRINGER IS DEAD!

Seashell: Right. Dare time! *snaps talons*

Deathbringer: *appears as a ghost*

Deathbringer: What is this?

Joy: You're a ghost.

Air: GHOST? SpiRiTS? sAlT AND bURn the BOdY!!!!

Nightflyer: *restrains Air*

Seashell: You have to go haunt Glory for the rest of the day.

Deathbringer:..... So just live a normal day as a ghost?

Seashell:.... Well, yeah, but haunt Glory.

Deathbringer:......So a normal day, then.

Starflight: Seashell, him being dead just means that "Stalking" changes to "Haunting".

Seashell: Oh.

Deathbringer: And I get to use a creepy voice!

*one hour later*

Deathbringer: GloooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000rrry!

Glory:....Deathbringer? Is that you?

Deathbringer: YEEEEeeeeeesssssss. I've come to protect you from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!!!

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