Jokes On Winter (J.W.)

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Nightflyer: One does not simply go hiking without singing a song from The Trail To Oregon

Joy: WE'RE ON THE TRAIL TO ORE-GAIL, IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE THE SHOW NOW!

Hosts: YOU COULD GO NEXT STORE AND SEE SOMETHING PROFESSIONAL, WE WOULDN'T BLAME YOU A BIIIITTTT,

Hosts: RATHER THAN SITTING THROUGH THIS ORE-SHIT!

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: Well congrats, Winter.

Winter: WHY ARE YOU CONGRATULATING ME, LITERALLY NOTHING GOOD HAS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE.

Joy: Well then I guess today's the start!

Winter:....*narrows eyes*

Winter: Yeah, I don't believe a word of that shit.

Nightflyer: Well you should cause we're turning you back into a boy.

Winter: WAIT REALLY?!???

Air: YUP!

Winter: MY ENDLESS TORTURE IS FINALLY OVER?!?!?!

Seashell: Unless someone dares you to be a girl again, yes.

Winter: FINALLY!!!!!!!

Qibli: Good, my days of bi confusion are over.

Joy: Yep, it's finally done. Seashell, if you would do the honors?

Seashell: I'd be glad to.

Winter: *borderline crying with happiness*

Amber: You're not gonna change me back though, are you?

Nightflyer: Nope.

Amber: Okay good.

Seashell: And now we let the magic do it's thing.

Seashell: *waves magic wand* AAAAABRACADABA!

Winter: *is still a girl*

Winter:.......Wait a second....

Nightflyer: Maybe you didn't do it right. Can I try?

Seashell: Of course

Nightflyer: Eye of rabbit, heart string hum, TURN THIS DRAGON INTO RUM!

*nothing happens*

Winter: *narrows eyes*

Air: HOCUS POCUS! ALACAZAM!

Nightflyer: Jelly Legs Jinx!

Rainkeeper: I couldn't believe I didn't kow the countercurse was just 'unjellify'

Winter: WOULD YOU ALL STOP WITH THE REFERENCES AND TURN ME BACK INTO A DUDE?!!?!?

Seashell: Of course, we're sorry *snaps talons*

Winter: *is still a girl*

Winter: WHAT THE HELL?!!?!?!?!

Joy: Uh oh. I guess you're stuck like this.

Winter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M STUCK LIKE THIS?????

Seashell: Well, if you were destined to be a girl, then I guess the magic to change you back won't work....

Kelp: And since dragons haven't made much progress in the way of gender reassignment surgery, I guess you're stuck.

Winter: NO! NO. NO, YOU CANNOT DO THIS.

Air: We did TRY to change you back, I guess it just didn't work.

Nightlfyer: Magic isn't perfect, after all.

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