Air: *sits Dean Winchester down at a table*
Air: *inhales and loses all self control*
Air: *slams Dean's face into the table*
Air: Take. It. Back.
Dean: Take wha-
Air: Joy!
Joy: *quietly hands her a gun*
Air: *points gun at Dean* TAKE IT BACK!!!!
Nightflyer: What the fu-
Air: *clicks off safety*
Air: THOSE WORDS SHOULD NEVER BE SPOKEN TO CAS. NOT SPOKEN, NOT THOUGHT, NOT EVEN PIECED TOGETHER IN THE SAME FUCKING SENTENCE. TAKE. IT. BACK. NOW!
Dean: Alright! Alright! I take it back!!
Air: *picks him up and bitchslaps him*
Air: NOW GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Dean: Okay..... *retreats to corner*
Rainkeeper: What the hell happened?
Joy: I don't know, but her lessons with me are becoming highly effective.
Nightflyer: Air, no more lessons with Joy, okay?
Air: If the Winchesters stop SCREWING UP, then I wouldn't have to have lessons with Joy!
Seashell: Where's Mary Winchester?
Air: I killed her.
Kelp: WHY?
Air: Bitch told Jack there was something wrong with him. Sam and Dean better be protective momma bears in the next episode or I'm going to SCREAM.
*Shore, Ander, Permafrost, Ember, and Haze appear*
Air: Screw it, I still need to scream.
Air: *screams*
Ember: Shoot, are we late?
Haze: What happened?
Permafrost: Why is there a gay scavenger in the corner?
Shore: How do you know he's gay?
Permafrost: I can sense these things.
Air: DON'T ASK.
Joy: So, folks, what's new in the exciting realm of LTCC?
Shore: You're still Queen.
Joy: Sweet! Kelp, high five.
Kelp: *high fives her*
Rainkeeper: so, what's the dare?
Joy: Yeah, let's go, I have a hunting trip to go on after this.
Air: *gasps*
Joy: Animal hunting.
Air: Oh.
Rainkeeper: Just don't shoot anyone in the face this time.
Joy: I didn't mean to shoot him!
Rainkeeper: The face. You shot him in the FACE.
Joy: I thought he was a quail.
Nightflyer: Okay, Dick Cheney.
Seashell: We got around to watching Vice. Couldn't resist at least one Dick Cheney reference.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
