Shore: HAHA WE'RE HOSTING
Haze: We just just have a book to ourselves, honestly.
Ember: We do.... It's called Listen and the Stars Shall Speak....
Ander: *slams through the doors*
Ander: Greetings, fellow strangers that I know.
Shore: *sighs*
Shore: I told you once, and I'll say it again Ande- THAT'S NOT HOW STRANGERS WORK.
Ander: Strangers are good.
Shore: No, STRANGER DANGER.
Ander: GRANGER danger. Stranger equal sign good.
Shore: That's- that's not-
Permafrost: No no, she's got a point.
Ember: Did she really just say 'equal sign'?
*players appear*
Air: HI!!!!!
Haze: WOAH, why are you happy?
Air: Because Supernatural is kinda happy right now! Or at least not dying, so I'm happy!
Joy: I'M NOT.
Kelp: I know. *pats her on the head*
Joy: *swats him away and punches Seashell*
Seashell: ow! What did I do?
Joy: I don't know, I bet you did something?
Ander: Do tell us what's troubling you, Mother.
Joy:....I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT I-
Kelp: She finished Kingdom of Ash.
Joy: shUT UP.
Permafrost: Oooooohhhhh, I know exactly why you're upset. It hurts.
Joy: I KNOW.
Rainkeeper: And for once we won't be telling spoilers BECAUSE IT'S A GREAT BOOK SERIES AND WE GOT TOO MANY SPOILERS AND AREN'T GONNA DO THE SAME FOR OTHERS.
Permafrost: But ABRAXOS-
Joy: *screeches*
Joy: KELP, ABRAXOS THE WYVERN IS NOW OUR FOURTH CHILD, WE'RE ADOPTING HIM, AND I WON'T ACCEPT ANY REPLY OTHER THAN YES.
Kelp:....Okay.
Joy: THANK YOU- SHORE, ANDER, YOU HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER NAMED ABRAXOS NOW AND HE'S MY NEW FAVORITE CHILD, SORRY.
Shore: Always wanted a brother.....Then we got Ander instead.
Ander: *screeches like a toucan for no reason*
Shore: You take what you can get.
Haze: So, speaking of Joy,
Joy: *poses dramatically*
Joy: Yes?
Rainkeeper: Pyrrhia is really never prepared for you to be a queen....
Joy: What are you talking about Keepie, I'm a great queen.
Haze: We need you to sing Pretty little Psycho.
Joy:........
Joy: I love it, let's do this.
Nightflyer: Ooooo, a Nightcore song!
Joy: Hang on,
Joy: *inhales a balloon of helium so her voice is high pitched*
Joy: Ok.
Air: OH MY GOSH YOU SOUND LIKE A CHIPMUNK!!!!
Ember: *hits play on boombox*
*music starts*
Joy: Oh, oh, oh
Oh, here we go
Walkin', talkin' like you know
I want your
Pretty little psycho
*Dance club strobe lights start flashing*
Joy: I'm ready to go
I'm taking chances
Sippin' less from champagne glasses
Gotta have you
I'm movin' closer
I won't take no for an answerYou're lookin' crazy
You're lookin' wrong
It looks like we're gonna get along
And once I've got you
It's a fact
Baby, there's no turning back
Kelp: Well, they've got that right.
Joy: Make me, make me
Impressed
Make me, make me
ObsessedOh, oh, oh
Oh, here we go
Walkin', talkin' like you know
I want your
Pretty little psychoOh, oh, oh
Oh, here we go
Baby strike a pose
I want your
Pretty little psychoPretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psycho
Pretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psycho
Pretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psycho
Pretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psychoBlack lipstick just like a cat
Have you purrin' on your back
Permafrost: Sarah J. Maas has ruined the word 'purr' for me, and all its forms.
Ember: Ruined it? Or made it better?
Nightflyer: EMBER WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN READING????
Ember: NOTHING!
Joy: Tip the glass
Now light it up
Rebel, rebel can't get enoughYou're lookin' crazy
You're lookin' wrong
We look like
We belong
And once I've got you
It's a fact
Baby, there's no turning backMake me, make me
Impressed
Make me, make me
ObsessedOh, oh, oh
Oh, here we go
Walkin', talkin' like you know
I want your
Pretty little psychoOh, oh, oh
Oh, here we go
Baby strike a pose
I want your
Pretty little psychoPretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psycho
Pretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psycho
Pretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psycho
Pretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psycho
Joy: *grabs Kelp*
Joy: There's something about you driving me mad,
There's something about you I've got to have,
There's something about you,
There's something about you,
There's something about you driving me mad,
There's something about you I've got to have,
There's something about you,
There's something about you,
Kelp: *laughs*
Joy: Oh, oh, oh
Oh, here we go
Joy: Walkin', talkin' like you know
I want your
Pretty little psychoOh, oh, oh
Oh, here we go
Baby strike a pose
I want your
Pretty little psychoOh, oh, oh
Oh, here we go
Walkin', talkin' like you know
I want your
Pretty little psychoOh, oh, oh
Oh, here we go
Baby strike a pose
I want your
Pretty little psychoPretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psycho
Pretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psycho
Pretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psycho
Pretty little, pretty little
Pretty little psycho
Ander:......I love it.
Joy: Great song choice.
Nightflyer: I'd just like to point out that the third tag on this song is Yandere Simulator, and I think that says literally everything you need to know about this song.
Air: NOTICE ME SENPAI! *tackles Nightflyer*
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
