Wizard Duel! (Both)

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Air/Joy: *looking at a computer and giggling*

Rainkeeper: What are you guys doing?

Joy: Nothing.

Nightflyer: Joy, if you're corrupting my girlfriend, I think I deserve to know about it.

Air: We're looking up swear words in the dictionary!

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Joy: Wait a sec....

Joy: When did the word BAE get in the dictionary?

Seashell: Around 2014-2015.

Joy:......Huh.

*players appear*

Winter: Uh, what now-

Nightflyer: *slaps Winter*

Moon: Hey!

Qinter: Ow! Wha-

Nightflyer: IT'S MY TIME, BITCHES!

Air: Nightflyer, control yourself.

Nightflyer: NOPE!

Joy: Eh, it's about time he got it out of his system.

Air: Very true. HAVE AT IT, NIGHTFLYER!

Glory: Have at wh-

Nightflyer: YOU'RE HARRY FREAKING POTTER!

Nightflyer: *marching around* HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS HOGGY WARTY HOGWARTS, TEACH US SOMETHING PLEEEAAAASE!!!!

Rainkeeper: Oh boy.

Nightflyer: You can't just GO to Pigfarts. You need a ROCKETSHIP. DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP POTTAR!!!?!!?!?

Starflight: He's finally gone completely insane.

Nightflyer: NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!

Nightflyer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seashell: No, he's just finally releasing all the Harry Potter References that he's been keeping locked away until today.

Nightflyer: POTTAR!  Potter, it's good to see you. HARRY POTTAR!!!!! HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYA?!!?!!?- Dumbledore asked CALMLY.

Air: You're never gonna get over that, are you?

Nightflyer: NEVER!!!

Glory: So, why is he releasing all the Harry Potter stuff today?

Joy: Because today, you'll all be dueling against HP characters!

Deathbringer: Yes! Duels!

Nightflyer: DUEL? SCARED POTTER? YOU WISH!!!!

Nightflyer: THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING HP AND DEATHLY HALLOWS PART ONE AND YOU REALIZE THAT THE GOLDEN TRIO HAD THE CHANCE TO KILL DOLOHOV, BUT ALL THEY DID WAS WIPE HIS MEMORY AND REMUS ENDED UP DEAD BECAUSE OF IT! *sobs*

Rainkeeper: That being said, here's your pairings-

Nightflyer: SNAPE, SNAPE. SEVeRUS SNAPE!

*silence*

Air: duMBLEDORE!

Nightflyer: THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU!

Air: I know.

Nightflyer: DOBBY NEVER MEANT TO KILL- DOBBY ONLY MEAN TO MAIM, OR SERIOUSLY INJURE!

Rainkeeper: Clay and Ron.

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