Air: So no one told you life was gonna be this way-
Seashell: IF THEY HAD I WOULD'VE RUN AWAY A LONG TIME AGO!
Air:......
Kelp:......
Joy: You're kidding, right?
Rainkeeper: If somebody had told me years ago that my life would consist of hosting the most insane Truth or Dare ever written by a sober and not-high person, I would've just sighed and accepted my fate because any chance at normalcy I had went out the window the day Joy hatched.
Air: DEATH TO NORMALCY! MISHA FOR PRESIDENT 2020!
Joy: Woah, hold on, we're voting for Democrats? SINCE WHEN?
Air: SINCE I SAID SO!
Joy:..... Well I'm voting for Ted Nugent so-
Air: *grabs Joy*
Air: You. WILL. Vote. For. Misha.
Air: BY ORDER OF OPERATION STEALTH NUGGET!
Nightflyer: Speaking of operation stealth nugget, which sadly doesn't involve a nugget cave,
Nightflyer: Anybody live in L.A.? We want you to check something because we're poor and don't live anywhere near there.
Air: TELL ME IF OPERATION STEALTH NUGGET WAS SUCESSFUL OR NOT!!
*players appear*
Kelp: What.....
Seashell: What?
Kelp: HOW DID WE JUST GO FROM THE FRIENDS THEME SONG TO POLITICS TO OPERATION STEALTH NUGGET IN UNDER 200 WORDS????
Joy: T or D magic, that's how.
Clay: What's Operation Stealth Nugg-
Air: NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, HERE, HAVE SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Air: *steals 60 chicken nuggets from Josh and gives them to Clay*
Players:........
Clay: You know the exact way to keep me from asking questions. *eats chicken nugget*
Winter: Why are we here?
Seashell: Because you're queer.
Winter: WHAT? NO I'M NOT-
Seashell: But the rhyme was RIGHT THERE AND WE HAD TO USE IT.
Deathbringer: Okay, seriously though, I was promised Winter would have an intervention. When's that gonna happen?
Glory: Why do you care?
Deathbringer: Because people draw pictures in interventions so I've had mine done for weeks.
Moon: Can....Can we see it?
Deathbringer: Of course. *unfurls drawing of Deathbringer sitting on Winter*
Glory: *facetalons*
Deathbringer: So, I know this was like one of the best highlights of my life, but Winter, I think this pinpointed the exact moment you hit rock bottom.
Deathbringer: *points at drawing*
Deathbringer: See? There's the rock that's jabbing you in the face as you're pressed into the ground-
Glory: And your big stupid butt is the bottom?
Deathbringer: See, Glory gets it!
Glory: *slams head against the wall*
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
