Air: OMM OMM OMM OMMM!!!!!!!!
Rainkeeper: OMMM?
Joy: Oh my motherf****** moons.
Rainkeeper: Ooooh. Okay, Air, what are you freaking out about?
Air: NIGHTFKYER AND I WENT TO LAWRENCE, KANSAS AND STULL CEMETERY!!!
Seashell:......Where??
Air: LAWRENCE IS WHERE THE WINCHESTERS ARE FROM. AND STULL CEMETERY IS WHERE THE APOCALYPSE WENT DOWN AND I WENT THERE!!!
Nightflyer: But you're technically not supposed to go there and the neighbors across the street called the cops on us and I'm pretty sure they were Cujo's owners judging by the dog out front, but yeah, we snuck into a cemetery.
Me: True story.
Air: IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!
Nighflyer: We can never return to Kansas.
Air: WORTH IT!
*players appear*
Moon: So, what have we missed?
Nightflyer: Air and I have been banned from Kansas.
Joy: Oh that's nothing. I'm not allowed in Sweden anymore.
Rainkeeper: Uh, WHY?
Joy:......Reasons.....
Seashell: I got arrested in California.
Nightflyer: Why?
Seashell: I had a straw in my soda.
Rainkeeper: That'll do it.
Players:..........
Rainkeeper: ANYWAYS. Winter, Kinkajou, eat these.
Rainkeeper: *gives them brownies*
Kinkajou: These are delicious! *eats a ton of them*
Winter: Okay, I'll admit, they're not horrible.
Umber: Awwwww I want a brownie.
Hosts: NO!
Winter:.......
Kinkajou: *keeps eating brownie*
Winter: Oh moons, are these poisoned?
Joy: No! We'd never hurt Kinkajou!
Nightflyer: They're just spiked with weed.
Kinkajou: Garden weeds? Ew!
Nightflyer: Uh......Sure.
Air: Okay, but THIS TIME, JOY GETS RID OF THE DRUGS. I'M NOT GETTING ARRESTED AGAIN.
Joy: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
Air: Mhmmm.
Kinkajou: What do we do now?
Rainkeeper: Well now we just wait for the magic with you two, but for the rest of you....
Seashell: We need a brave volunteer!
Moon: No.
Qibli: HELL NO.
Turtle: NEVER.
Umber: NOPE.
Carnelian: Eh, what the hell. I'll do it!
Air: YAY! Here you go! *gives her a stick*
Carnelian:.....This is a stick.
Seashell: This is a PEN.
Joy: No, it's a sword, get it right.
Carnelian: What am I supposed to do with this?
Rainkeeper: Go poke Stonemover for a while.
Carnelian: SWEET! *runs off*
*a Few minutes later*
Carnelian: *pokes Stonemover*
Stonemover: What the?
Carnelian: *pokes*
Stonemover: Ow! Stop that.
Carnelian: *keeps poking*
Stonemover: Seriously, stop it.
Carnelian: *pokes*
Stonemover: SKYWING I AM WARNING YOU.
Carnelian: *pokes*
Stonemover: THATS IT. *Snaps talons*
Carnelian: *explodes into a cloud of dust*
Stonemover: Much better.
Meanwhile....
Winter/Kinkajou: *tripping balls*
Kinkajou: dude
Winter: Yeah?
Kinkajou: Caves, man.
Winter: coooooooool
Kinkajou: *gasps* DUDE.
Winter: What?
Kinkajou: I just realized....... You're winter. You're chill.....
Winter: NO WAY DUDE. I'm cold.
Kinkajou: You're coooooool.
Winter: Yeaaaaaaah. I miss being warm, man.....
Kinkajou: *nods* Warms nice.....
Turtle: This is oddly amusing.
Moon: I know, right?
Kinkajou: Don't- don't you got a man to warm you up, chill?
Winter: Yeaaaaah he's got these radiating heat scales....
Kinkajou: WOOOOOAAAH.
Qibli:.....Are they talking about me?
Umber: Yes. Yes they are.
Kinkajou: That must be niiiiiiice....
Winter: Yaaaaa, but he's been warming other chills too.
Kinkajou: NO
Winter: *nods* But it's cool, man. It's ALL cooooooool
Kinkajou: YOU! *points at Umber*
Umber: uh, yeah?
Winter: OMM HE'S A RAINBOW
Kinkajou: Like a leprechaun!
Winter: HE MUST HAVE GOLD INSIDE HIM!
Umber: uh oh. *runs away*
Winter: CHASE THE RAINBOW!
Seashell: Contract the rainbow. TASTE THE RAINBOW!
Kinkajou: YES RAINBOW!
Kinkajou: *pats turtle on the head*
Kinkajou: I'll be back to lick you later Mr. Lollipop!
Turtle: Uh.....okay?
Kinkajou: goooood lollipop.....*runs after Umber*
All:.........
Nightflyer: This was a weird day.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
