Joy: What's Rule Number One?
Seashell: Don't talk about Riverdale's Prison Fight Club.
Joy:.....Not quite....
Air: Don't let the Winchesters unleash anything.
Joy: What about Cas not unleashing stuff?
Air: That's Rule Number Two.
Joy: Ah.
*players appear*
Moon: Please don't be Moonbli or Winterwatcher.
Nightflyer: Naw, it's Umber's turn.
Umber: *unfurls his rainbow cape*
Umber: I'm quite popular all of a sudden, aren't I?
Rainkeeper: Yeah.
Umber: What's my darling dare for the day? *eats Skittles*
Nightflyer: Did you know they did a candy survey across the USA, and New Jersey, California, and Virginia all had Skittles as their favorite Candy?
Umber:......So that's where my people are.
Carnelian: Hey Umber, remember how you said you had a song for every sexuality?
Umber: Yeah?
Carnelian: Well, you're gay. What's your song?
Umber: *laughs* Oh, you'll see. What's my dare?
Rainkeeper: You get to do seven minutes in heaven with any three dragons you want.
Umber:......Okay, it's appropriate song time now.
Umber: While turning gay the other day, A thought occurred to me. I'd like to try most every guy from here to Timbuk-tee , Oh, there's so many men around the world, Of every shape and size, I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks and teriyaki thighs, I want to French-kiss a Frenchman, And spoon an English duke, 'Cause frankly, dear, To not be queer just makes me want to puke!
Rainkeeper: Ah, the Simpsons. Is there nothing they won't do?
Seashell: So, Umber, who's it gonna be?
Umber: Hmmmm, ANY guy in the world....
Umber: And they can't object?
Joy: Nope.
Air: Gotta do it.
Umber: Well, in that case, FLAME!
Nightflyer: And?
Umber:......Qibli, da hottie.
Qibli: Did you just-
Umber: HAHA.
Air: And?
Umber: AAaaaaaaand.......
Umber: Let's go with one of Turtle's brothers.
Turtle: Which one?
Umber: Which one's the cutest?
Turtle: How would I know!
Kinkajou: Cerulean. Definitely Cerulean.
Turtle: KINKAJOU!
Kinkajou: *shrugs* Gotta be honest.
Turtle: But not THAT honest!
Kinkajou: Hey, you're the second cutest!
Turtle: Great. THANKS.
Kinkajou: Turtle, who am I dating- YOU or your slimy brother?
Turtle:......Me.
Kinkajou: EXACTLY, YOU HAPLESS SIDEKICK!
Turtle: You're the sidekick!
Kinkajou: Nah, my rainbow sloth is the sidekick.
Turtle: Definitely.
Umber: CAN I FORCE PEOPLE INTO THE CLOSET WITH ME YET?!!?
Rainkeeper: Yep!
Joy: *shoves Umber into a closet with Flame, Qibli, and Cerulean*
Umber:........
Flame:........
Qibli:.......
Cerulean:..........
Umber: *grins*
Umber: Hello boys.
All: *waits*
Air: *humming the gay song Umber sang*
Nightflyer: Really?
Air: What? It's catchy!
Nightflyer:......Okay, maybe a LITTLE catchy.
Air: Cas should totally sing it.
Nightflyer: Did you hear Claire Novak is gay?
Air: You didn't know that?
Nightflyer: You KNEW that?
Air: DUH.
Nightflyer: Okaaay.......Jack X Lora?
Air: SHIP IT ALL THE WAY!!!
Nightflyer/Air: *high fives*
*21 minutes later*
Umber: *struts out of closet*
Qibli/Flame/Cerulean: *falls out of closet, staring at Umber*
Moon: What did you......
Umber: It's a gift, sweetheart.
Moon: But HOW-
Umber: You'll never possess my abilities.
Cerulean: I think I'm gonna be gay now....
Flame: Me too....
Qibli: Welp, how fun with that! *forces Flame and Cerulean out of the closet*
Qibli: WINTER GET IN HERE.
Qibli: *drags Winter into the closet and slams the door.
Moon:......
Moon: This. THIS is why I'm the third wheel.
Umber: If I keep getting dares like this, I'm gonna be the third wheel soon enough, and you'll have to find some new boyfriends.
Moon:.....QINTER IS MINE! *Attacks Umber*
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
Fan fikciaBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
