Airflyer Trees (Hosts)

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A/N: GUYS I MADE A LOGO CHECK IT OUT ^

Ember: Well I hope everyone had a nice holiday.

Haze: And now we can focus on the new issue.

Permafrost: Which is....

*players appear*

Rainkeeper: IS EVERYBODY READY TO SEE WITH 2020 VISION????

Air: You have no idea. *sharpens demon killing knife*

Joy: Um, Air? You good?

Air: There are approximately 2 weeks, 5 days, 3 hours, and 21 minutes until Episode 9, Destiel Paradise, airs.

Air: And I will be ready.

All: *quietly back up a step*

Ember: You're a lot scarier in this game than you usually are.

Air: Oh I'm sorry!! I don't mean to be!!

Nightflyer: THERE! THERE SHE IS! MY PURE, INNOCENT BEAN! *hugs Air*

Air:.....I feel like I should be apologizing to you too now.

Nightflyer: No, this is good.

Ander: *starts cackling*

Kelp: Oh no.

Joy: Kelp, she's amused by something, get the riot shields for protection.

Shore: You guys get riot shields?

Rainkeeper: Uh, TEAH. Something's got to protect us from the wrath of the players. Don't you guys have them?

Permafrost: No.

Joy: They were supposed to come in the box of Host stuff Seashell gave you.

Haze:....What box?

Air/Joy:.......SEASHELL!!!!!

Seashell: Okay, so I MAY have forgotten about that.

Permafrost: What was in the box anyway?

Joy: The basic weapon supplies you'll need, riot shields, holy water, a coupon for free bleach, an instruction booklet on everything you need to know to irritate the players, who has allergies, who's addicted to cocaine-

Starflight: *drops from the ceiling*

Starflight: SOMEBODY MENTIONED COCAINE?!?!?!?

Rainkeeper: There's about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment, right next to the cure for blindness.

Starflight:......The joke's on you if you think I'm not gonna look for it.

Starflight: *runs out*

Joy: Stuff like that.

Air: Oh! And who's shipped with who.

Nightflyer: As if you needed a reminder. *wraps a wing around Air*

Permafrost: AWWWWW

Haze: Yeaaaahhhhh..... Now let's shatter their little hearts.

Permafrost: WHAT!

Ember: Permafrost, you really gotta start reading the dares ahead of time.

Permafrost: I would, but Number 1, that involves reading, and number 2, IT WASTES VALUABLE SHIPPING TIME.

Shore: Well that's-

Ander: No no. He's got a point there.

Joy: *gasps*

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