All in the Family (J.W.)

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Air: I cant breathe, I Can't Breathe, I cANt brEATHe, I CAN'T BREATHE, I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!!!

Rainkeeper: Scientifically speaking, if you can say the words "I can't breathe" you must be able to breathe. You can't speak if you can't breathe.

Air: I CANNOT BREATHE!!!!!!

Seashell: Nightflyer, explain

Nightflyer: Oh, she met Misha Collins

Joy: WHAT!

Air: *screaming*

Air: HE SIGNED MY BOOK WITH A HEART AND WINKED AT ME!!!!

Air: YES HE IS THAT BEAUTIFUL, EVEN MORE IN PERSON, HIS EYES ARE SO FUCKING BLUE AND THE. SEX. HAIR. IS. REAL.

Air: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE, OF MY FUCKING GOD, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN.

Air: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE, OF MY FUCKING GOD, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL SPECIMEN

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Air: I- I- *hyperventilating*

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Air: I- I- *hyperventilating*

Nightflyer: Maybe you should lie down

Air: I NEED TO LIE DOWN. *Faceplants on the floor*

Joy:.....So, if we destroy that autograph while she sleeps, do you think she'll be-

Air: *fuckin TELEPORTS to Joy, grabs her by the throat and slams her against the wall hard enough to break stone*

Joy: *squeaks* mad?

Kelp: *squeak of fear*

Air: You fuck with my Misha autograph of love, I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING SPINE OUT THROUGH YOUR THROAT.

Rainkeeper: Is that even possible-

Air: I WILL MAKE IT POSSIBLE.

Nightflyer: Air look! *holds up Misha picture*

Nightflyer: Air look! *holds up Misha picture*

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