Rainkeeper: WE'VE OFFICIALLY HIT 1K FOLLOWERS PEOPLE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nightflyer: *sets off confetti cannon*
Joy: *sets off actual cannon*
Air: CONFETTI IT'S A PARADE!!!
Hosts: *run around in a circle screaming in excitement*
Seashell: ONE THOUSAND HUMANS LOVE US ENOUGH TO PRESS A BUTTON YAAAAYYY!!!!!
Air: I DON'T EVEN KNOW A THOUSAND SCAVENGERS!!!
Hosts: *keep screaming*
*players appear*
Turtle: What-
Joy: WE'RE GONNA PARTY OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW.
Kinkajou: YAY!!!! PARTY!!!!!!
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*a bunch of trampolines appear*
All: *starts bouncing on trampolines*
Winter: *mad about being on a trampoline, bounces seriously*
Winter: Is there a point to this?
Air: *literally hitting the ceiling from bouncing too high*
Air: OUR! SCAVENGER! AUTHOR! HAS! ONE! THOUSAND! FOLLOWERS!
Nightflyer: AND ONLY LIKE FOUR OF THEM ARE PEOPLE WE KNOW FROM REAL LIFE!
Rainkeeper: SO YAAAAAYYY!!!!!
Carnelian: And what dare are we doing to celebrate this occasion?
Kelp: MOON'S GONNA SING A WEIRD AL SONG!
Joy: WHICH WE DIDN'T KNOW WAS A WEIRD AL SONG SO NOW WE HATE OURSELVES.
Rainkeeper: WHY HAVE WE NOT DONE MORE WEIRD AL SONGS??
Joy: I DON'T KNOW!!!! WE LOVE WEIRD AL!!!
Nightflyer: JUST EAT IT! EAT IT. SCRAMBLE UP SOME EGGS AND BEAT IT!!!
Air: BECAUSE I'M FAT, I'M FAT, YOU KNOW IT- REALLY REALLY FAT!
Kelp: LIKE ALUMINIUM FOOOIIIL, FOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL
Rainkeeper: I WANNA ROLL WITH, BUT I GUESS I'M JUST TOO WHITE AND NERDY!
Joy: BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE!
Seashell: LIKE A SURGEON! CUTTIN FOR THE VERY FIRST TIIIIME!!!
Air: MUMUMUMUMU- MY BOLOGNA!
Nightflyer: SINGING MY MY, THIS HERE ANAKIN GUY, MAYBE VADER SOMEDAY LATER NOW HE'S JUST A SMALL FRY!
Qibli: We get it, you love Weird Al!
Air: *cartwheels from one trampoline to another*
Air: NO DUH!
Nightflyer: Moon, you need to pick 12 of your enemies.
Moon: Why?
Joy: Because you have to sing "That's your horoscope for today" to your enemies, singing each part to whoever matches up with the sign stereotype.
Qibli: I don't even know what my zodiac sign is.
Kelp: Seriously?
Joy: It depends on your hatching day. And there's a whole bunch of other stuff you can learn other than horoscopes. You can figure out the positions of stars and planets based on your exact birthday and it'll tell you all kinds of stuff about your life.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
