Nightflyer: Why is it that everyone hates incest ships, and yet in this book, you ENCOURAGE them?
Joy: Because they enjoy traumatizing us.
Rainkeeper: And it doesn't hurt them. If they had to kiss their sibling every time we did, I'm pretty sure they'd stop making us do those dares.
Air: Can we all just agree that the idea of Wincest is just plain NASTY?
Kelp: YES.
Joy: Are you going to ignore the fact that Chuck dated the girl who wrote incestuous gay fanfiction smut about his gospel?
Air: Are YOU ignoring the fact that Sam was technically MARRIED to the girl who wrote incestuous fanfiction gay fanfiction smut about him and his brother?
Joy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR SHOW?
Air: WE'RE ALL ON ANTI-DEPRESSANTS BECAUSE OF THE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA OF THE SHOW, THAT'S WHAT.
Rainkeeper: I don't even want to know anymore.
Air: Is it bad that I'm proud that I've referenced Supernatural enough to drag at least four people into the fandom?
Nightflyer: Nope.
Joy: That's an accomplishment.
*players appear*
Moon: Hi-
Hosts: *tackle Winter and whisper the dare to him*
Turtle: Why is them tackling Winter not even a big deal now?
Umber: Because we've done the weirdest shit possible in this game.
Carnelian: Remember deadly musical chairs?
Kinkajou: Good times.....
Winter: WHAT! I AM NOT GOING TO-
Joy: BY THE WAY, TURTLEJOU, YOU HAVE A SON!
Kinkajou: WHAT?
Turtle: WHAT?
Moon: YES! I'm not the only one in the group with a kid!
Qibli: Um, technically don't Winter and I both count too because-
Moon: NOPE!
Qibli: Oh....
Winter: Maybe we'll just sue you for custody of Stardust then.
Qibli: Be the gay dads Harry Potter should've had.
Nightflyer: *hugs Qibli*
Nightflyer: Thank you.
Kinkajou: SCREW THE STARDUST DEBATE! *grabs Seashell* TELL ME ABOUT MY CHILD!
Joy: His name is Aspen,
Turtle: Ooooo
Joy: He's an animus.
Turtle: Oh.
Joy: And he's very cheerful.
Kinkajou: There it is.
Kelp: Full of smiles, really.
Rainkeeper: you'll love him.
Kinkajou: Awwwwww
Winter: Well, then this kinda makes things awkward, doesn't it, Kinkajou?
Kinkajou: Makes what awkward-
Winter: Seeing as Kinkajou and I are dating and everything.
All:...........
Turtle: WHAT?!!?!?!?
Qibli: *whips toward Kinkajou*
Qibli: IS THIS TRUE?!!?
Kinkajou: *trying to remember if she started dating Winter while strung out on smokeberries*
Kinkajou: Um..... potentially?
Moon: YOU BITCH!
Kinkajou: Hey!
Moon: ALL THOSE TIMES YOU ALL ACCUSED ME OF BEING THE WHORE, AND IT'S KINKAJOU THAT STEALS HER BEST FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND!
Kinkajou: Hold on. ONE of my best friends, and let's be honest Moon, you're not even in the top three. Second of all, YOU CAN'T DATE EVERYONE. And we ALL know you like Qibli better, so you're just jealous that Winter found somebody better!
Winter: Exactly! Thanks Kinka.
Turtle: I.....
Turtle: I didn't know you could feel sadness and murderous rage at the same time.
Turtle: Which one do I focus on?
Winter: Well relax Turtle, it's not that big a deal, we've only kissed a couple times-
Turtle: RAGE. MURDEROUS RAGE.
Kinkajou: Turtle-
Turtle: *force chokes Winter*
Qibli: *screeches*
Moon: YES! KILL HIM! KILL THE LYING WHORE!
Winter: why am I the lying whore???
Moon: BECAUSE YOU CLAIM TO BE DATING ME, QIBLI, LYNX AND NOW KINKAJOU ALL AT THE SAME TIME! WHORE!
Qibli: Winnie I don't care if you're a whore, I still love you!
Winter: Thanks Qibli, but-
Qibli: bUT YOU BROKE UP TURTLEJOU, YOU SONOFABITCH, SO YOU CAN ROT!
Umber: *grabs rotton tomatoes and starts pelting Winter with them*
Umber: QUIT SINKING MY SHIPS, WINTER!
Air: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Carnelian: *joins Umber in throwing tomatoes*
Kinkajou: *actually thinks about it*
Kinkajou: Wait..... Winter, When did we start dating??
Winter: Uhhhhhhhhhh, LAST YEAR!
Moon/Qibli/Turtle: LAST YEAR?!?!!?!?!
Kinkajou: Um, NO. I would TOTALLY REMEMBER THAT.
Turtle: What?
Kinkajou: HE;S A FILTHY LIAR! I'M NOT DATING HIM!
Winter: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU FORSAKE OUR LOVE LIKE THIS, KINKAJOU!
Kinkajou: LOSER!
Moon: LYING WHORE!
Air: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
Joy: Air....Do you even know what that means?
Air:..... It's funnier in Enochian.
Joy: That doesn't change the meaning...
Air: What meaning could it-
Nightflyer: *whispers the meaning to her*
Air: Wha-oh. Oh. OH. OH MY MOONS.
Joy: And another bit of her innocence is destroyed *evil laughs*
Qibli: YOU HARMED TURTLEJOU FOR NOTHING!?!?!
Winter: Wait- But!
Umber: I'LL KILL YOU FOR HURTING MY OTP!
Carnelian: I thought Ruby and I were your OTP
Umber: I CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE OTP, DAMMIT! NOW GET THE TRAITOR!
Turtle: FILTHY TRAITOR!!!
Winter: *runs away screaming while the rest of the J.W. pelts him with tomatoes*
Hosts:........
Kelp: I'll go get the popcorn.
Joy: Good plan.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
ספרות חובביםBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
