Rainkeeper's Alcoholic Madness (J.W.)

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Rainkeeper: It's st. Patrick's Day!!! 

Nightflyer: You know what that means.

Air: Oh! Oh! Can I guess?

Nightflyer: Go for it.

Air: Cornbeef?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Air: Cabbage?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Air: Irish soda bread?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Rainkeeper: Which is really underrated, in my opinion *eats bread*

Seashell: It's not underrated- it's disgusting.

Rainkeeper: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IRISH SODA BREAD IS MY FAVORITE KIND OF BREAD IN THE WORLD.

Seashell: Well, duh. It has raisins in it, and you're Raisinkeeper. 

Rainkeeper:....*eats bread*

Air: A bunch of cancelled parades?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Air: A bucket of Irish stereotypes?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Air: Lots of drunks people?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Air: Bread pudding?

Nightflyer: Definitely Yep.

Joy: *currently shoveling bread pudding into her mouth like Clay does with cows* Whut?

Seashell: You do know that there's literal POUNDS of butter and sugar in that, right?

Joy:.... *leaves*

Joy: *goes, gets a masters degree in philosophy*

Joy: *returns*

Joy: Walk with me, Seashell. There is much to learn. 

Joy: *takes her to a huge library*

Joy: *takes a random book off the shelf and flips to a random page*

Joy: Ah, yes. I'd like to quote to you the mighty words of the great philosopher B. Arnya Rd. Do you mind?

Seashell: Well, if it's from a famous philosopher, I guess not. 

Joy: Doth quote the snotty boy- "I do. What I want. When, I want to do it. Ne ne ne, nenene neh."

Seashell:........What?

Joy: "I do. What I want. When I want to do it. Ne ne ne, nenene, neh."

Seashell:.......I hate you.

Joy: I don't know what you're talking about, this is a great work of literature. Even the King of Hell has made reference to it, isn't that right, Air?

Air: YUP!

*players appear*

Winter: NO.

Joy: YES.

Winter: I distinctly remember. You tortured me last week.

Winter: THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A THREE DARE BREAK, REMEMBER???

Nightflyer: Yeah, but we don't care about the rules.

Winter: YOU MADE THAT RULE!

Joy: Rules were made to be broken.

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