Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2

Cat Videos (Both)

Nightflyer: So we finally got around to starting Good Omens,

Air: AND IT'S AMAZING OH MY MOONS!

Nightflyer: We finished the whole seaosn in a day-

Air: CROWLEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!! CROWLEY IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE OF MY FAVORITES NO MATTER THE SHOW!

Nightflyer: And it's going to be Air's obsession after SPN ends, I think.

Air: Oh, definitely. AND WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT ENDING, IT STILL HURTS.

Nightflyer: Honey, it's gonna be okay.

Air: *cries* No it won't.... I'm not okay...

Nightflyer: I found an address you could write to Misha, if you want.

Air: GIMME.

Air: Wait.... WHAT WOULD I EVEN SAY?!?!?

Nightflyer: Everything. Give him your Destiel rant, who cares?

Air: *sniffles* Okay.

Nightflyer: Better?

Air: No....

*players appear*

Winter: WAHT, do you WANT?

Joy: To annoy you, as usual.

Rainkeeper: but today's pretty easy, so don't worry.

Glory: I don't trust that. Deathy doesn't trust that. NOBODY TRUSTS ANY OF YOU.

Nightflyer: You know, I was considering writing up an actual T or D constitution, our of sheer boredom. Anybody interested?

Tsunami: Yes, I want my lawyer to look over the fine print.

Kelp: You have a lawyer?

Tsunami: Yeah, it's called Starflight.

Starflight: *waves*

Riptide: so, what are we doing today?

Air: Besides fangirling over the obvious married couple of Crowley and Aziraphale in Good Omens?

Seashell: Watching funny cat videos.

Sunny: *gasps*

Rainkeeper: Honestly, it's taken us too long to get to that side of the internet.

Joy: So, watch these, and give us your thoughts.

Clay: *looks like a happy child* I LOVE IT!!!

Peril: I wanna burn them.

Riptide: That was stupid.

Tsunami: Can I get those 78 seconds of my life back?

Deathbringer: Okay.... It was a little cute.

Glory: NO, it wasn't. *secretly loves it*

Starflight: What did I just watch?

Fatespeaker: OMM I LOVE IT!!!!

Sunny: IT WAS SO CUTE!!!

Kinkajou: I KNOW!!! THEY'RE ADORABLE!!!

Turtle: I'd rather just watch Kinkajou watch these all day.

Winter: That video just took a year off my life, it was so dumb.

Moon: Shut up, Winter, it was cute!

Qibli: I want a cat now.

Umber: I want that as my ringtone.

Carnelian: Right now his ring tone is that vine of someone in a morph suit shouting 'I'M GAY' so I think that would be an improvement. 

Joy: Now compare that to the original song.

All:........

Riptide: Why do no music videos ever make sense?

Joy: Now that's NOT true. My favorite music video ever makes lots of sense. Just look.

All:......

Peril: That was great.

Kinkajou: I like the cat version better.

Sunny: SAAAAAAME!

Fatespeaker: Cats. They kept it simple. They don't need dance moves.

Moon: Next?

Nightflyer: Umber, you're supposed to pay attention to this one, I don't know why.

Rainkeeper: Probably because the song is called Boy with Luv.

Umber: I'M A BOY WITH LUV!!!

Carnelian: I thought you were a girl.

Umber:......Let's not talk about Amber right now.

Clay: Wait....what?

Peril: Just watch the cat video, Clay.

Clay: Okay!

Tsunami: Oh look, it's a BTS song.

Air: Never heard any of their actual songs, but now I can say I've seen the Bongo Cat version, and I think that counts for something.

Joy: And now for the original

Clay: I liked the cat one better, they were at a concert.

Peril:....I think you just discovered what will keep Clay occupied and happy forever. Food and Bongo Cat videos.

Clay: As long as you're there too, fine by me.

Rainkeeper: Cleril and cat videos. Nice combination.

Kelp: So, long story short, you all like cat video parodys than the actual songs?

Players: *nods*

Kelp: Why?

Fatespeaker: Well, I mean, I liked the original of the first one too, but.... cats....

Sunny: What she said.

Nightflyer: Can't argue with that logic.

Air: No you can't. CAT.