Nightflyer: I....I don't know if I can watch this dare.
Joy: Well, you're going to have to.
Nightflyer: But.....BUT-
Rainkeeper: No buts.
Nightflyer: BUT YOU'RE GONNA TORTURE MY LITTLE SUNSET!
Joy: Too bad.
Air: Hey guys! Wazzup?
Seashell: Oh, nothing.
Air: What dare are we doing today?
Joy: Oh just some singing.
Air: Okay!
*players appear*
Nightflyer: I can't believe how easily you lied to her.
Joy: It's pretty easy.
Rainkeeper: Alright everyone. Prepare to go to hell.
Tsunami: Done.
Deathbringer: Totally done.
Peril: I did that years ago.
Fatespeaker: One sec...........Okay, ready.
Seashell: Okay, DARE TIME.
Starflight: Hey Air, I heard the writers of Supernatural went on strike.
Air: Okay, that just means we'll have a shorter season again, like season 3.
Starflight:.....I heard they all quit.
Air: Then the fandom will write the show.
Starflight:......I heard every Supernatural fanfiction in the world died.
Air: Good, then no one can suffer the pain of T and S anymore.
Starflight:........I lose! NEXT?
Fatespeaker: Misha Collins died.
Air: WHAT?!?!?! NO!!!!! HE COULDN'T HAVE!!!!
Fatespeaker: Yeah, he got killed by some dude named Virgil.
Air: Oooooooh, that was the French Mistake episode! Misha's fine.
Fatespeaker:.....No, seriously, he's dead.
Air: Nah, he just posted something. His Mishamigos would know if he died.
Fatespeaker:.....FAIL! NEXT!
Sunny: *starts crying*
Air: What's wrong?
Sunny: I just realized that the only ship SPN had a chance of sailing was Sabriel, and that can't happen anymore because Gabriel's dead, and Destiel will NEVER be canon because Jensen Ackles is too big a jerk about it!
Air: I KNOW IT'S AWFUL!!!!!! *Starts crying*
Joy: Current winner, Sunny.
*five minutes of crying later*
Clay: Air, there's no more popcorn left in the world.
Air: What? How?
Clay: Because cows ate all the popcorn, and I ate all the cows. So now there's no more popcorn, and no more cows to eat it.
Air: Oh, Clay, I'm so sorry. I know how much you love cows.
Clay: It gets worse. The last cow slipped out of my talons, and it accidentally fell through all of space and time and killed your children.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
