Carnelian Wedding! (J.W.)

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Air: *sighs*

Air: Don't you hate it when you have two ships, let's call them A and B and C and D, and everything's happy and perfect until A starts dating C and you're like WHAT? NO! THAT'S NOT WHO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH!!!

Joy: And then C and D both die, and B turns himself in for C's murder even though he didn't kill him, so now A is all alone? Yeah, I know that.

Air: What.....what are YOU talking about?

Joy: How to get away with murder. What are you talking about?

Air: How the Bobby-Mary ship was breaking up the Mary and John and Bobby and Ellen ships.

Nightflyer: I thought we were talking about Harry and Ginny and Draco and Hermione.

Rainkeeper: Wait what-

Air: Okay, so every fandom has one of these.

Rainkeeper: Nightflyer-

Joy: Yeah, guess so.

Rainkeeper: NIGHTFLYER, DID YOU JUST SAY THAT DRARRY BROKE UP HINNY AND DRAMIONE?

Nightflyer: Maybe.

Rainkeeper: What the-

Nightflyer: Prove me wrong.

*players appear*

Joy: Wait a second....Where's Kinkajou?

Turtle: Probably writing Blicket fanfiction. She hasn't stopped in days.

Kinkajou: *walks in* Not true! I've stopped to acknowledge you!

Turtle:......You said Hello living creature. How goes the shipping?

Kinkajou: See?

Turtle: THAT WAS LIKE TWO DAYS AGO.

Kinkajou: Then I take it that you're NOT gonna be happy when I start reading Swuna fanfiction, right?

Turtle: *facetalons*

Umber: So, what's the dare of the day?

Nightflyer: Dare....of...the...day....

Rainkeeper: H-O-T-D.

Nightflyer: HOTD!!!

Air: Not this again.

Seashell: THE FRENCH DUDE DOESN'T HAVE WATTPAD, OKAY, HE'S NOT GOING SEE IT.

Rainkeeper: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

Nightflyer: IT COULD HAPPEN.

Rainkeeper: I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!

Joy: You're a chair, dear.

Rainkeeper: Shut up!

Air: Carnelian, it's your wedding day.

Carnelian: SHIT.

Umber: OH MY MOONS.

Carnelian: Oh no.

Umber: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING.

Carnelian: Umber-

Umber: *drops giant binder of wedding plans*

Umber: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.

Carnelian: *facetalons*

Moon: You.....You planned Carnelian's wedding?

Umber: Yes. What? Like you HAVEN'T planned your best friend's wedding in your head?

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