Nightflyer: So I was going through the reference tally, and I don't think we have nearly enough references to the ASDF movies.
Air: Well IN THAT CASE,
Kelp: Ha! They told me I was a fool to teach a llama to drive!
*llama drives off cliff*
Kelp: NO LLAMA NOOOOOO!
Joy: Who parked their CAR on my SANDWICH?
Seashell: I DID.
Joy: *screeches with rage*
Air: Ello Mine turtle!
Nightflyer: *in a high pitched voice* Hello!
Seashell: You got room for a muffin?
Rainkeeper: Ugh, no.
Seashell: WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE?
Air: Oh a puppy!
Nightflyer: Careful dear, he's got a knife.
Joy: What wha- no I don't!
Seashell: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!
Kelp: WHY WAIT? *dropkicks her to the moon*
Rainkeeper: DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!
Seashell: How did I GET here?
Rainkeeper: And now the funniest thing you've ever seen, from really far away.
*players appear*
Joy: When was the last time we explored this side of the love triangle?
Rainkeeper: AGES ago.
Glory: Welp, if it involves a love triangle, we're free. Let's go, Deathybasket.
Deathbringer: JUST PICK ONE-
Glory: MurderDeathy? Deathbasket? Murderbringer?
Deathbringer: DAM YOU WREN.
Amber: You're going to have to specify the love triangle, because I have enough lovers that I don't know where I count anymore.
Kelp: It's Qinterwatcher.
Moon: *loud groan*
Winter: I WANT A LAWYER TO LOOK OVER YOUR STUPID TRUTH OR DARE CONSTITUTION/CONTRACT.
Nightflyer: You can hire all the lawyers you want- you'll never get out of this game for two reasons.
Qibli: WHY.
Nightflyer: One- the contract is air tight.
Starflight: It was written by a sixteen year old with no knowledge of how contracts actually work and was never notarized-
Nightflyer: And two- we were given a loan of infinite dallas by ChangeTheMimicwing, and we accept the currency of dallas here, so we're rich enough that we can afford to have Annalise Keating as our lawyer and you can't beat her.
Winter: What if I DO beat her?
Joy: Then her students murder you. End of story.
Joy: Man, I can't wait til that show comes back.
Players:......
Tsunami: WHY ARE WE HERE?
Kelp: Because we're assembling a team.
Kelp: A team of the best team assemblers in the world.
Carnelian: What the hell-
Kelp: ASSEMBLERS! ASSEMBLE!
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
