>be me
>be 17
>at movies with girlfriend
>we have front row seats
>a commercial with the ogrelord comes on
>i get down and pray
>audience says Shrek is drek
>girlfriend does nothing
>i pray harder
>onions come through projector room
>Shrek smashes through screen naked and fully aroused
>says "your times are ogre"
>nonbelievers rush towards exits
>onions block doorways
>his onioniness skullfucks everyone two at a time
>me and girlfriend are only ones left
>girlfriend begs forgiveness
>Shrek is amused
>rips off girlfriends arm
>"go for it laddeh"
>i obey the ogrelord and fuck her new hole
>girlfriend enjoys it
>my cum mixes with her blood
>his onioniness is pleased
>fists girlfriend with her arm
>girlfriend cums and goes unconscious from pleasure
>Shrek turns to me and i know its coming
>i bend over
>fucks me so hard my intestines fall out
>"its all ogre now"
>the ogrelord breaks through ceiling
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
FanfictionI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
