>be me
>be 16
>swimming in the family pool
>i eat onions
>big brother sees
>he says to wait or ill get a cramp
>i say the ogrelord will stop them
>brother says Shrek is drek
>i am appalled
>i pray to Shrek
>onions surface in pool
>Shrek naked and fully aroused cannonballs into pool
>brother flies out of water
>his onioniness breaks through side of pool
>brother is horrified
>Shrek whispers "its ogre for you"
>sticks giant ogre cock into brothers ear
>green slime cum exits other ear
>pulls off brothers head with huge penis
>his onioniness looks at me
>"its not ogre yet"
>i bend over
>the ogrelord shoves monster cock through brothers head into my ass
>i work through the pain for my ogrelord
>the ogrelord cums his green slime
>it flies out my mouth and nose
>"its all ogre now"
>jumps over fence
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
ספרות חובביםI am blessed to have had Shrek be a part of my life. Shrek has done so many wonderful things in my life that I can't remember them all in a coherent order. These are my fragmented memories of the ogrelord. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.