{A/N} 4/10 of my ten-shot challenge; this story was suggested by whatever_kate and it is completely breaking the timeline in MCU, well... all my one-shots break the timeline in MCU so it's all good. (You can tell that Dr Strange is angry as hell at me).
It also has some parts of Dr-Facilier which were then approved by Radytoread so here goes nothing. Bob will be translating some Latin words for all of you.
YEET
Peter's POV
These Mortals. They were weak, they were vile, they were nothing. I, the Demi-god of animals and insects, Peterion Animalium, could easily defeat these imbeciles. "Send the army!" I said to his right-hand man, whom so happened to be Thanos. "Yes sir," He replied, before following my command and sending the millions of intergalactic space aliens on New York.
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ 'Animalium' means animal
"You've lost old fool!" I boomed at Captain America, who was already bruised and had cuts on his face from my army. "I can do this all day," He mumbled, getting up onto his feet. "Sure you will," I replied, smirking. Before I could blast anything, a little girl ran in front of the Captain. She had long, brown hair and fair skin. She was also wearing an Iron Man shirt.
"Morgan!" Hissed a man. I looked to the side to see Iron Man running after the girl and blocked her from me. "Please, don't hurt her," He whispered. I furrowed my eyebrows. I had only seen big mortals in my lifetime, but never have I seen a small one before. In a second, the girl ran up to me and hugged my legs.
"I like you!" She exclaimed while hugging me even tighter. I could see Captain aiming his shield at me and Iron Man panicking. I picked the child up and smiled. "My name is Morgan!" She said, smiling at me. "Well Morgan, my name is Peterion. Peter for short," She hugged me closer.
"Daddy, can I have Peter as a brother?" She asked her father, who so happened to be Iron Man. "I-I, um," He stuttered out and I stared wide-eyed at her in disbelief. "Are there more little Mortals like her?" I asked the Captain, and he hesitantly nodded.
"Thanos, stop all attacks on Earth," I spoke into my earpiece. I could hear Thanos trying to conjure up some arguments but I stop him.
"I think I should stay here for a while."
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Avengers One-shots | CRACK-FIC | MARVEL AU ✔
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] [PETER PARKER CENTRIC] In which a bored Marvel fan decides to turn on her computer and write some fanfiction, including her favourite characters. (づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Hi, I'm Bob, and I get paid by this author to give you all time skips. [ON-THE-G...
