{A/N} I just found out that my aunt was an extra in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix/ Half-Blood Prince, and I am freaking out!!! She was a Slytherin in the first and a Gryffindor in the next one. You can see her sitting at the Gryffindor table in Half-Blood Prince when Harry comes in with a bloody nose. I can't believe she never told me that before!!! \(≧∀≦)/
1. Peter: *Shows Tony a lot of Spongebob*
Tony: *In Infinity War* iT mEaNs GeT lOsT sQuIdWaRd
2. Peter: *Climbs through a window in spider-man suit*
Aunt May: *Turns on the light* And where were you?
Peter: I was with Tony Stark.
Tony: *Spins around in a chair* Try again.
3. Peter: *Loves memes* But Mr Stark! I'm trying to do my best(pacito)
Tony: *Sick and tired of the memes* Okay, kid, hand me the suit.
4. Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin.
Peter: Well, I am Peter, son of Tony.
Peter: *immediately realises what he has done, and turns to Tony*
Tony: *Sheds a tear* My only will to live.
5. Peter: I protecc!
Tony: He attacc!
Pepper: But most importantly!
Aunt May: He gonna need a new bacc pacc.
6. *During Spiderman Homecoming*
Tony: If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it.
Peter: YoU'rE nOt My DaD! yOu AlWaYs WaNnA hEaR sOmEtHiNg! UgLy AsS lOoKiNg NoOdLe HeAd!
Tony: *Scared for his life*
7. Tony: Am I a cool dad? Not like a loser dad, right?
Peter: But you're not my dad though.
Tony: You are grounded.
8. Peter: *Calculating in his head*
Peter: So, if Man = Male and Iron = Fe on the periodic table. Fe + Male = Female.
Peter: *Wide-eyed* IRON MAN IS A FEMALE!!!!!!
Tony: Peter, nO-
9. Tony: I am renaming you as 'Physics'.
Peter: What! Why?
Tony: So I can be the 'Father of Physics'.
Peter: *Facepalm*
10. Tony: Please Odin, give me a will to live.
Peter: *Falls on Tony from the ceiling*
Tony: What in the actual fuck!
Peter: Sorry Mr Stark! I accidentally fell asleep on the ceiling!
Tony: How does that even happen?!
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Fanfiction[COMPLETED] [PETER PARKER CENTRIC] In which a bored Marvel fan decides to turn on her computer and write some fanfiction, including her favourite characters. (づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Hi, I'm Bob, and I get paid by this author to give you all time skips. [ON-THE-G...
