{A/N} I think I broke my back, in dance, we were doing stretches, and after that, my back was sore. I am old (〜￣△￣)〜
1. Peter: *Hits Clint*
Clint: Excuse me?
Peter: You are excused. Toilets are down the hall to your right.
2. Tony: I love you, son.
Peter: Aw, I love me too.
3. Steve: Why are you so quiet?
Peter: Nobody plans a murder out loud.
Natasha and Bucky: Aw, he's followed our footsteps.
4. Flash: Hey Penis! I bet you're so weak, you can't even slap me!
Peter: I would, but that would be animal abuse.
5. *Flash spreading rumours*
Peter: I wish you could choke on the shit you talk.
6. (Since a lot of people like transgender Peter)
*Peter walks to school in high heels and a dress, and he looks good, people compliment him*
Flash: Hey! Penis is a girl! Penis is a girl!
Peter: Shut the fuck up, I wear high heels bigger than your dick.
7. Thanos: I will murder you all!
Peter: Okay, I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you sir, are a fucking cactus.
Tony: That's my son!
8. Peter: Sam doesn't look good in anything.
Sam: That is insulting!
Peter: No, no. I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you. There's a difference.
9. Peter: You're like a school in July.
Wade: There's no such thing.
Peter: I'm just trying to say that you have no class.
MJ: YEET!
10. *Peter, Ned and MJ are talking about politics*
*Flash joins in and starts arguing*
Peter: Flash, remember when I asked you for your opinion? Me neither!
{A/N} Goodbye for today~ ┌(☆o★)┘
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