{A/N} WE HIT 10K VIEWS AND 600 VOTES?!?! I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW! ۹(ÒہÓ)۶
1. Me: Chris!
Chris Hemsworth, Evans and Pratt: Yes?
Me: No! The one playing Peter.
Tom Holland: That's me!
Me: Dang it! Not you Tom!
Tom Hiddleston and Hardy: Hey, what did we do wrong?
2. *Credits start rolling on Avengers film*
Sister: *Stands up*
Me: bItCh I hOpE tHe FuCk YoU dO, yOu'D bE a DeAd SoN oF a BiTcH iF yOu DoN't SiT dOwN.
3. T'Challa: Get this man a shield.
Me: *Comes out of nowhere*
Me: *Points at Peter P* Get this boy an umbrella!
Me: *Points at Okoye* Get this woman Starbucks!
Me: *Points at Shuri* And get this girl a ticket to Disney Land!
Avengers: *Look confused as hell*
4. (Avengers 1)
Loki: I WILL BE KING-
Me: Sorry, too late *Teleports Avengers*
Loki: Fuck!
(Thor: The dark world)
Loki: Can I please be king?
Me: Tough luck mate *Teleports Thor*
Loki: FuUuUck
(Thor Ragnarok)
Loki: I'm FiNaLlY kInG-
Me: Nope and never *Teleports Hela*
Loki: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
5. Steve: *Lecturing*
Steve: There is only one God and-
Me: YoU pErSoNaLly KnOw TwO fUcKiNg GoDs AnD yEt YoU sTiLl BeLiEvE iN oNe Of ThEm?!
6. Steve: Big man in a suit of armour; take that away, what are you?
Tony: Sherlock Holmes.
Me: *Points at Dr Strange* Sorry mate, that's his job.
Me: *Covers Tony with a towel*
Me: But yer' still be Stark Naked
7. Me: *In the Fox Universe*
Me: Steve! Get here now!
Steve: Sorry, we're in two different universes!
Me: Deadpool's in here and he keeps swearing!
Steve: I'M ON MY WAY!
8. Ultron: *Looks at Avengers* How could you possibly defeat me?
Me: Who the fuck gave Siri a body?!
9. Thanos: I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE!
Me: Nah man, things that are indestructible are Cap's shield, Wolverine himself, Hulks pants, and Deadpool's humour!
10. Tony: I got the missal! Where should I take it?
Me: Trump's house, please, I beg you!
Tony: Sure!
Avengers and Sheild: *Cheering*
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