2pYoutubers One-Shots *Requests Closed*

Our Delirious! (2pQuad)

3rd Person P.O.V:

In the 2p Universe, the Quad – Delirious, Cartoonz, Ohm, & Bryce – were at a bar drinking. "Fuck them! I'm gonna shoot the fuck of them!" said Cartoonz drunk. "*Giggles* So aggressive." Giggled Ohm, drinking his wine. "Seriously, don't you have anything else to think than shooting the fuck out of people?" asked Bryce. "That's the fun part! Shooting those motherfuckers!" said Cartoonz. "I agree, killing is fun. You like it too right, Brycey?" asked Ohm, suddenly Bryce punched the table, making a crack, and said, "SHUT THE FUCK UP OHM! I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME WITH THAT STUPIDASS NICKNAME!" Delirious sighed, then went to pay the check. "Thank you, sir, and when are you coming back again~?" asked a waitress, using flirty tone. Delirious shrugged, then the waitress said, "I hope you'll come back soon~ cutie~." The waitress winked at Delirious, and Delirious just blinked his eyes. Suddenly Cartoonz & Bryce threw their drinks at the waitress, then shouted, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM DELIRIOUS!" Ohm grabbed Delirious' arm, and pulled him back. Ohm took out a knife, and said, "Let's get rid of your eyes, so you'll never get to wink at Delly~." Delirious grabbed Ohm, Cartoonz & Bryce, and went out the bar.

The next day, Cartoonz pulled Delirious to join him in another crime. After the crime, they got away successfully once again. "Man, I fucking loved it!" said Cartoonz, and Delirious sighed. "Come on, it was fucking awesome! And, Delirious." Delirious looked at Cartoonz, and Cartoonz said, "Um. . .*blush* thanks for always supporting me. I always know that you got my back. Like. . .seriously. . .I don't know what I'll do without you." Delirious blushed, and said, ". . ." Cartoonz pulled Delirious closer to him, and said, "Let me kiss you." Delirious blushed so hard, and struggled a little, then Cartoonz removed his mask, and Cartoonz's cold-blue eyes caught Delirious' red-ruby eyes. Delirious stopped struggling, then Cartoonz leaned to Delirious to kiss him. Suddenly, Bryce came, and kicked Cartoonz away from Delirious. Delirious blinked his eyes of confusion of what just happened. Bryce glared at Cartoonz and said, "The fuck you doing to Delirious?" Cartoonz stood up, then grabbed Bryce's collar, and said, "The fuck was that for!?" "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING TO DELIRIOUS!?" asked Bryce. "IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!" "IT IS!" said Bryce. Delirious stopped them, and said, ". . ." "Calm down? How can I calm down when you're being sexually harassed!?" asked Bryce. "I wasn't harassing him!" said Cartoonz. "It sure looked like it for me!" "Your eyes are just stupid!" Delirious sighed, and put his mask back on.

Later, Delirious started walking home, then he heard Bryce's voice. "Delirious!" Delirious turned around, then Bryce ran up to him. "I found you. Don't go somewhere like that." Said Bryce. ". . ." said Delirious, then Bryce replied, "Even if you're walking home, please don't leave me like that. I. . .I don't want you to get hurt." ". . .?" asked Delirious. "That's cause you're. . .very. . .*blush attractive to both genders." Said Bryce, and Delirious blushed a bit. "L-Let me send you home." Said Bryce. ". . ." said Delirious. ". . .Fine, then can I *ahem* may I kiss you before you go?" Delirious blushed so hard, and Bryce held Delirious' shoulders, then asked, "May I move your mask?" Delirious struggled a bit, then Bryce moved his mask, and Bryce's hot-pink eyes caught his red-ruby eyes. Bryce leaned forward to kiss Delirious. Suddenly, "BRYCE!" The two looked where the voice came from, and cold wind came. They saw Cartoonz holding guns, and aimed at Bryce, Delirious pushed Bryce away, and Cartoonz missed his shots. "COME HERE BITCH!" said Cartoonz. "If you're gonna do that, then. . ." Bryce took off his jacket, then cracked his knuckles, and said, "I WILL AS WELL." Bryce & Cartoonz started fighting. Delirious sighed, put his mask back on, & went to stop them.

Cartoonz & Bryce send Delirious home together. Once they reached Delirious' house, Delirious said, ". . ." "No, I'm not leaving. I never said I'm gonna send you home. I said I'll go to your house." Said Cartoonz. "If you're gonna be here, then I should as well, so you won't try to do anything to Delirious." Said Bryce. "The fuck you mean by that!?" asked Cartoonz. "You know what I exactly meant!" said Bryce. ". . ." said Delirious, and pulled them in. Suddenly, "Delly~!" Ohm ran & hugged Delirious, then kissed him. Delirious blushed so hard, then Cartoonz & Bryce said "OHM!" Ohm pulled away, and said, "What? It's over the mask." "THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" the two synced. Ohm giggled, "So sweet of you to be jealous. Oh, Delly, I have something for you." Ohm pulled Delirious to the dining. "DELIRIOUS!" Cartoonz & Bryce ran after them, and went to the dining. Ohm picked up the bouquet of red roses that was on the table, and gave it to Delirious. "Here you go, my love~." Said Ohm, then took Delirious' hand, and kissed it. Delirious blushed, then Cartoonz said, "Ohm, you sneaky little bastard." "You motherfucker." Said Bryce with a death glare. "Delly, could you do me a favor?" asked Ohm. ". . .?" asked Delirious, then Ohm pulled Delirious closer to him, and said, "Can you give me a kiss~?" Delirious blushed even more, then Cartoonz & Bryce synced, "FUCK NO!"

After 30 minutes, the doorbell rang, and Delirious went to go get it. Cartoonz, Ohm & Bryce were staying at Delirious' house, and Delirious ordered a pizza so everyone can eat. Delirious opened the door, then a delivery man said, "Oh, what a cutie~." Delirious gave the guy his card, then the guy said, "May I have some tips?" Delirious' eye twitched a bit of irritation, then the guy removed Delirious' mask, and then lift Delirious' chin up. "How about a little kiss for a tip~?" asked the guy, and Delirious blushed. Suddenly Delirious was pulled back, Cartoonz aimed a gun at the guy, Bryce gave the guy a death glare, and Ohm aimed his knife at the guy. "Whoa. . ." said the guy surprised. "I'm sorry, what did you say? A kiss for a tip?" asked Ohm. "You better get the fuck out of here, before I shoot your brain out of your fucking body." Threatened Cartoonz. "Don't you fucking flirt with Delirious." Said Bryce. "He is. . ." said Ohm, then the three of them synced, "OUR DELIRIOUS!"

Later, ". . ." said Delirious blushing a bit. "No need to thank us, Jon." Said Cartoonz. "Yea, and sorry for doing that. I know you could've finish that guy yourself. You're strong so." Said Bryce. "But, we couldn't bear seeing you getting harassed." Said Ohm. Delirious smiled, and took off his mask, then walked up to Cartoonz. "Delirious?" asked Cartoonz, then Delirious kissed him. Soon, Delirious pulled away, and Cartoonz was blushing like crazy. "Why Delly?" asked Ohm with a sad tone. Delirious walked up to Ohm, and kissed him. Delirious soon pulled away, and Ohm was blushing as well. Bryce looked away with jealousy, then Delirious let Bryce face him, and kissed him. Bryce blushed, and Delirious pulled away, then he started walking to the kitchen. "WAIT!" said the three of them, and Delirious turned around. "Delirious, what. . .was that for?" asked Cartoonz. "Delly, who do you love the most?" asked Ohm. "D-Delirious. . ." said Bryce. Delirious smiled, then said, "❤." Delirious winked at them, and the three of them blushed. Delirious put his mask on, and went in the kitchen.

"DELIRIOUS!" Cartoonz came running in the kitchen, then carried Delirious bridal style. Delirious blushed, and said, ". . .!?" "We're gonna fuck tonight!" said Cartoonz, and Delirious blushed so hard. Bryce & Ohm came and Ohm said, "Don't leave us out~." "Delirious is not yours Cartoonz!" said Bryce. "Too bad! He's mine now!" said Cartoonz and ran past them. "CARTOONZ GIVE HIM BACK!" said Bryce, and chased after Cartoonz. Ohm giggled, then followed. Delirious face palmed, blushing & with a smile.