H2odelirious Stories

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This is a horrible book and I regret creating this. -2022 It will not be rewritten. Please do not get any hopes up for any updated content from this, EXCEPT the very slim chance that I check to see how far my writing has come. - marked, 2024 Luke signed up for something, not knowing what was ahead of him. Apparently, he wasn't the only one that volunteered to do so. They said it was just a test. They said nothing would go wrong. But after the "tests", each of the subjects realized. Thęÿ füčkįñg łįëd.

Where two groups of friends come together Started; August 9 , 2017 Ended; -

Delirious (Jonathan) and Vanoss (Evan) wanted to Celebrate their wedding anniversary but things end up going wrong I'm bad at writing descriptions but drama and bad things happens pretty much :P This is part 2 and I hope you enjoy and sorry if my writing sucks

Book 3 of bbs quotes Book 2 of gbg quotes

"You are my everything..you are my obsession..you are my baby owl" Jonathan is a 9.6 ranked Psychopath. He has severe MPD (Multi Personality Disorder) and got taken in for killing his best friend..his brother; Luke Patterson. Evan is new at this. He currently needed the money and working at a ward was the only thing to pay good for his house. Girlfriend cheats on him but he still needs to stay strong. What if everything turns out differently then what he expects?

You were a hybrid, at your current school they always made fun of you. You hated it and being bullied caused alot of other things like self harm, suicide attempts, attempted run aways and many more. It either ended in a hospital, police station, in your mom or dads car or an insane isylm or even a mental institute. Youve also had to go to anger management due to your anger, your anger could be deadly, later on you learned how to concel it and let it build up. Which isnt good for your health, but if you didnt have to go back to anger management, an insane isylm or a mental institute you were fine. At the time the government hated hybrids, it was rare that they would let us hybrids go into huge place especially to vote or even go to stores/malls. You hated the government, they had made your life worse than ever by the time you had moved into your new home. "I wont let you hurt anyone! Especially if they're hybrids! We have our rights, and you cant ever take them away from us!" (COVER NOT MINE) "I hate the government, so no. But i am a rebel." Y/n: your name l/n: last name f/c: favorite color h/c: hair color h/l: hair length m/n: moms name d/n: dads name

Brian Michael Hanby, along with friends, flies to Canada to visit Evan. He never saw Evan in reality, only heard his voice. And at that moment he will succeed in seeing him. What happens when Bri and Evan meet? This book has: SMUT BOY X BOY (ROMANCE) BAD LAUNGUAGE

A colorblined girl named Bella just moved into town with her mother during summer break, but did she just move into the town that will destroy her or did she move into nice town where she'll grow up happy and make friends. You'll have to read to find out

Disclaimer: Evan- VanossGaming and Jonathan- H20Delirious are going on a camping trip in the southern part Canada where it get's warmer in this time of year, so why not go camping? It seems fun after all! But, while driving to the campground, a massive thunderstorm hits and they end up getting in a car crash in the middle of the Canadian woods and are LOST! What creatures will they see? What new things will they discover? Will our favorite You Tuber's survive together and make more YouTube videos for us fans and they finally find love or...kill each other? Hehehe, this idea came to me when I was reading 'Hatchet' by Gary Paulsen. *Update* The story is getting marked as finished because I've lost interest in the Vanoss crew altogether because of it's excessive drama and this pairing has really died. Sorry.

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Basically what the title says ^.^ This is my first x reader one shots so sorry if you think its bad Also if I use any artwork I DO NOT OWN IT Credits to Tea-cup-kitty on Deviant art http://tea-cup-kitty.deviantart.com/

Short, made-up story on how H2O Delirious got his name and met his friends. Note: NOT TRUE WHAT-SO-EVER!!!!!! REALLY SHORT!!!!!

part 2 of I was Scared to tell you. Jonathan now started a new life with Evan and there son Sammy. But what he forgot was Delirious. Yes, he is back the killing clown murder that is inside of him.

hiii hello this is my first official fanfic/wattpad/story/whatchamacallit started on august 21st of 2025 !! the Eddsworld one I did was written when I was like 9 so... and yes it's h2ovanoss, i just recently got into the community and ship in itself and i just love it(im not that extreme tho lol) if anyone from the vanoss crew wants me to take this down, i will !! story cover by kihori on X btw !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Delirious walks along himself and friends, chatting within eachother when BAM! A creature fallen from the sky makes its way as it crashes into them. Oh, what will Mr. H2O do now?

After the events of Arkham Knight, it's been five years since the horrid events of scarecrow and his fear toxin and now everything is once again normal... well as normal as they can be, trouble starts again when Brainiac starts attacking and it's up to the most ridiculous team ever to take him down.

-------- Haven't finished the book so I can't write a summary

Continued part of the story originally made by @_TrancyButler_

Evan was so good at hiding things. He seemed to be the most put together of the bunch, the face of the crowd and the one many leaned on for support. But as the years passed, and his soul shed, how far can you really go without the desires of your past life still unaccomplished? When Evan attracts a strange virus that completely mirrors his being and morality, who can really talk him out of fulfilling the tasks his sore brain is pumping into his body? In fact? Why don't they help? Why can't they feel the same sense of freedom Evan has finally gained access too? ... Who said you couldn't share such an experience with others? [This story has no update schedule as of right now. Completely a freelance idea with splotches of art to go along with the story. Basically the 2P versions of the gang but it's a contracting virus that comes from negative mental or physical injuries from loved ones. This will contain cursing, violence, uses of drugs and alcohol and tons of angst. No ships of any kind will be implemented for the sake of discourse and backlash from fan girls. Read at your own risk.]

No hate to any of their girlfriends/wives, I love them too. The first chapter will have everyone I will write for, the next chapter will be where you can request things, enjoy :D