When you introduce them to your parents…
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, Xiumin.
Xiumin: Hi Mom, hi Dad. *smiling cheekily*
Mom: Omo! What a cute creature we have here! *pinches Xiumin’s cheeks*
Dad: Honey, why are you dating someone who is younger than you?
You: Dad! He’s already 25! He’s older than me! *cries*
(A/N: for me, age doesn’t matter, this is just a scenario)
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, Luhan.
Luhan: Hi Mom, hi Dad!
Dad: Honey, are you a lesbian?!
Mom: I can’t believe this! *cries*
Luhan: Mom! Dad! I’m a boy! I’m manly! *cries*
You: Yeah, right manly! *rolls eyes*
(A/N: I’m not criticizing lesbians; again, this is just a scenario)
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, Kris.
Kris: Yow Mom! Dad! What’s up?
Dad: What’s your family name, son?
Kris: Wu, Kris Wu.
Dad: Where do you live?
Kris: Galaxy…
You: *facepalm*
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, Suho.
Suho: Hello, Mom, Dad. Good afternoon! *smiles*
Mom: Omo! You’re so handsome son.
Suho: And rich…
You: And conceited! *facepalm*
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, Lay.
Lay: Hi Mommy! Hi Daddy! *shows his dimple*
Mom: Hi son, when did you and my daughter start dating?
Lay: *looks at you* When did we start dating babe?
You: 5 months ago, Lay.
Dad: Oh, where did you meet my daughter?
Lay: *looks back at you* Where did we-
You: School Lay.
Dad: Are you really my daughter’s boyfriend?
Lay: Yes Dad. *smiles innocently*
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, Baekhyun.
Baek: Hello there momma, hello there Daddieee..
Mom: Hi son, you look good on your eyeliner.
Baek: I know right Mom! *flips hair*
Dad: Will that eyeliner look good on me too, son?
You: *facepalm*
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, Chen.
Chen: Hi Daddy! Hi Mommy!
Mom: Hi son. *smiles*
Dad: Where did you meet my daughter?
Chen: Oh, in a nightclub Dad.
Dad & Mom: Nightclub?! Y/N, you go to nightclubs?!
You: Chen!!!
Chen: Hehehe… Joke…
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, Chanyeol.
Chanyeol: Hi mommy and Daddy! Me, Channie! *derp*
Dad: Honey, you sure he’s your boyfriend?
You: Yes, of course Dad. *proud*
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, Dyo.
D.O: Annyeong haseyo, Eomma, Appa! *bows*
Mom: Oh, you got yourself a lovely boyfriend, Y/N. *smiles*
You: I know right, Mom. *grins*
D.O: Thanks Eomma. *smiles*
Dad: Do you always look scared, son?
D.O: O_O
You: =_=
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, Tao.
Tao: Hi Mama, hi Papa. *smiles*
Dad: Son, haven’t you had slept?
You: Oh, no Dad! His eye bags are natural.
Mom: What a cute little panda. *smiles*
Tao: Wah, xiexie Mama! *tears of joy*
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend, Kai.
Kai: Hi Mommy, hi Daddy. *winks at your mother*
Mom: *smiling awkwardly*
Dad: Why do you like my daughter?
Kai: Because she’s hot as hell Dad! *winks at you*
You: =_=
Dad & Mom: O_O
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You: Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend.
Sehun: Hi mom, hi Dad. My name ith Thehun. *bows*
Mom: Oh, hello there Thehun.
Sehun: Mom, ith Thehun.
Dad: Yeah, Thehun.
Sehun: Mom, Dad, Thehun! Oh Thehun!
Mom & Dad: Thehun! Oh Thehun!
You: It’s Sehun!!!
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EXO and EXO-L |Random|
RandomThis book will contain my rants, scenarios, imagines, of course, related to my twelve gays, your gays, and every EXO-L's gays! Take a look and get LAY'd! :P Book Cover by: goldenxalien
