EXO and EXO-L |Random|

When EXO farts

WHEN EXO FARTS

Xiumin: Keke. Maybe I ate a lot of meat buns this morning!
You: Duh? You did. In fact, you just ate a minute ago. -_-

You: Heck that smell Luhan!
Luhan: I'm sorry babe, I am too tired to go out of the room, you see I just got back from the gym. You know, manly stuff.
You: Whatever -_-

You: Too fabulous to go out and fart, eh?
Kris: Yeah.
You: I knew it.

Suho: Oooh sorry babe! Don't worry, our room is well-ventilated and oh, I should turn on the exhaust fan I bought that costs millions!
You: Thanks, Shortie. I mean, Babe! ^_^

You: Eww Xing, why didn't you go out?
Lay: Hehehe. Sorry Bei, I forgot! ^_^
You: Ey such a cutiepie ~ of course you forgot! Come here, give your Bei a kiss!
Lay: *pleased*

You: Go out, Baek! Eeews!
Baekhyun: How can I come out of this room if I'm in the middle of applying eyeliner?! And puhlease don't exaggrate, it doesn't smell bad!
You: Who told you it doesn't?!

You: The heck Jongd--
Chen: Baby, you're gross!
You: It wasn't me who farted! It was yo--
Chen: Babeee uhhg.. aish don't worry I still love you no matter how bad your fart smells!
You: Shut up!

You: Oh come on, Yeol! You know you can just go out of this room and fart!
Chanyeol: I'm sorry baby. I thought it would make you laugh. I'm sorry!

You: Kyungsoo-ah, by any chance did you eat spoiled food?
Dyo: Waeyo? Does it smell too bad?
You: Ah..yeah..
Dyo: Oh. Sorry. I should go and check it out.

You: You. *points and glares at him* Why here? I'm going to pass out with that smell!
Tao: What if there's a ghost outside? I'm sorry! I'm afraid to go out and fart, Nooona!

You: Why Kai?! Why fart here?! Get out!
Kai: Tsk, I'm just having an excessive intestinal gas, I'm still hot, admit it.
You: Don't you dare 'tsk tsk' me! Get your dark ass outta here!
Kai: Omo! Yes, Baby!

Sehun: Oooopth, Thorry!
You: YOU. ARE. RUDE.
Sehun: I THAID I'M THORRY!!!
You: Don't shout at me! Even your fart smells like a rotten taro!
Sehun: You're mean!
You: You're meaner!