EXO and EXO-L |Random|

If EXO is your older brother...

If EXO is your older brother…

You: Oppa! I’m going to the grocery store. I’ll be back right away!

Xiumin: Hey Y/N, don’t forget to buy Oppa his baozis! Arasso?

You: Baozis again! =.=

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You: Gege? Will you allow me to have a boyfriend already?

Luhan: Lil’ girl, if he’s as manly as me, why not? *shows his muscles*

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You: Gege, I’m going out today!

Kris: Where? Who are you with? Come back right away, you understand?

You: I haven’t even stepped out of this house! =.=

Kris: Did you say something? *glares at you*

You: Nothing =. =

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You: Oppa, can you buy me these sneakers? I forgot to bring my wallet.

Suho: Sure lil’ sis. *smiles*

You: Thanks Oppa, I’ll just pay you when we get home.

Suho: No need. I have a black card, and you don’t have.

You: Conceited much?

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You: Ge, can you wake me up at 7? I have a lot of homework; I’ll just take a nap for a couple of hours.

Lay: Sure lil’ sis. Sleep now. *smiles*

You: Thanks ge, you’re the best!

After a few minutes,

Lay: *gently pokes you* Y/N? What time again? Hehe.. *scratches his nape*

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You: Oppa, can I borrow your eyeliner, the brown one?

Baekhyun: Why?

You: I’m going to a party. So, can I borrow?

Baekhyun: Let me see your attire first and I will decide what color and stroke will look good on you. *flips hair*

You: Diva =. =

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 You: Oppa, I’m going to school now. Where is my allowance that Dad gave you before they left for work?

Chen: Oh! Here lil’ girl. *smiles while handing you 50$*

You: 50$? This is supposed to be 75$!

Chen: Yah, missy! You should pay for the VAT!

You: VAT my butt! Give me my 25$ back!

Chen: No! *sticks his tongue out and hurriedly runs out of the house*

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You: Oppa, can you wash the dishes for me? I’m tired from school. *puppy eyes*

Chanyeol: Sure my lil’ sister! *insert Chanyeol’s derpiest face*

You: Ah..He..he.. Than..thanks op..oppa.. *scared*

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D.O: Y/N, I’ll teach you how to cook.

You: I don’t want to cook!

D.O: If you don’t learn how to cook what will happen to your future husband then?

You: Then I will find someone who is like you Oppa, not only handsome but also a very good cook! *smiles*

D.O: Say you’re just lazy! *smiles then ruffle your hair*

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You: Ge, my boyfriend gave me a bag for our anniversary! *proud*

Tao: What brand? *excited*

You: It’s Jansport! *smiles*

Tao: Eeeew! That guy is so cheap! Break up with that guy or else I’ll wushu him!

You: *cries a river*

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You: Oppa, why am I not good at dancing unlike you? *frowns*

Kai: You know what lil’ sis? It’s ok! What’s important is you’re sexy like me! *grins*

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Sehun: Y/N, come here for a while! *shouts*

You: What is it? *bangs the door*

Sehun: Buy me bubbletea.

You: I’m doing my homework! You go buy it yourself!

Sehun: I’m too lazy to go out!

You: Then don’t drink bubbletea!

Sehun: You will not have your allowance this week!

You: Fine! Where’s the money? And what flavor!

Sehun: Same flavor. *hands you the money*

You: I hate you!

Sehun: I love you too lil’ sis! *grins*