phil 💘: come to bed
dan: why should i
phil 💘: maybe i'll suck ur dick
dan: OH
phil 💘: did u just fall
dan: no that definitely wasn't me haha not me!!!
phil 💘: so i assume that ur excited
dan: i might have left a trail of clothes in our hallway
phil 💘: if u burst in here with ur dick out i'll die
dan: i wasn't going to but thanks for the idea
phil 💘: can't blow u if i'm laughing
dan: ON SECOND THOUGHT
phil 💘: u act like this is a rare thing
dan: ur just so good at it
phil 💘: i don't have to be to make u moan
dan: jesus
dan: alright i'm putting my phone down i'll be in there in 10 seconds
phil 💘: can't wait bb
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