phil 💘: DAN
dan: WHAT
phil 💘: i saw the cutest dog
phil 💘: can we get one????
dan: we can't
phil 💘: it'll make ur man extra happy
dan: i know but you know it's not in our rent agreement
phil 💘: LETS MOVE THEN
dan: phil???????
phil 💘: lets buy a house!! our house, our rules!!! we can have 16 dogs!!! we can be as loud as we want!! pls!!!
dan: slow down babe
phil 💘: a forever home with my forever boy!!!
dan: you make me so happy
phil 💘: yeah yeah now is not the time for cheese we have to house HUNT
dan: we have an entire wedding to pay for first
phil 💘: we also have to get engaged first
dan: i know
dan: HINT HINT
phil 💘: sorry don't know what you're talking about try again later
dan: why are u like this
phil 💘: bc secrets make friends
dan: SECRETS what are u hiding from me
dan: IM IMPATIENT
phil 💘: nothing :)
dan: ugh i hate you
phil 💘: love you too!!
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kiwi
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