dan: hi i need attention
phil lester: obviously
dan: will u give it to me
phil lester: gross no
dan: >:-(
phil lester: u don't need anymore attention than u already get
dan: we haven't done anything in 4 days!!! my attention meter is in the red zone!!! this is fatal!!!
phil lester: oh no how ever will i fix this
dan:
phil lester:
dan: phil!!! listen to me!!!! i am fragile!!!!
phil lester:
dan:
phil lester: why did u send me a selfie
dan: you're so mean (are you going to fuck me or what)
phil lester: what
dan: i can see u walking towards the toilets we always go to stop trying to be stubborn
phil lester: are you coming or what
dan: i will be yes
phil lester: shut up and get in here
dan: yes sir
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kiwi
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