phil lester: stop staring at me
dan: i'm not
phil lester: you were i could feel your gaze it was intense
dan: im thinking about doing something in this meeting
dan: i could never actually do it but it'd be hot
dan: do you wanna know what it is?
phil lester: wtf NO I don't wanna walk outta here with a boner
dan: damn fine
phil lester: get ur hand off my leg weirdo
dan: :( i just wanted comfort so this meeting will go faster and you can fuck me in the bathroom :(
phil lester: better?
dan: yes your hand feels so warm on my thigh
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