dan: hi hello good morning will you please join me for a bath my darling boyfriend who i love very much
phil lester: what are you planning on doing in said bath
dan: force you to wash my hair
dan: and maybe kiss you
dan: i was going to sit in there for as long as possible while watching netflix and having you with me would be the perfect addition ya know
phil lester: sounds like a great time i'm On my way!
dan: when you get here will you also bring some snacks from my cupboard
phil lester: you know i will my love
dan: ew suddenly i feel warm and tingly
phil lester: you're the cutest i'm
dan: IS THAT A PHIL I HEAR IN MY KITCHEN
dan: warning i'm naked
phil lester: as if that's a bad thing
dan: SHUSH
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