dan: im sorry you had to work on your birthday :(
phil lester: dan it's fine
dan: i just wanted to make sure your day was special :(
phil lester: everyday is special as long as i have you
dan: did you like your cupcake :(
phil lester: of course i did baby i also enjoyed your present thank you
dan: really?
phil lester: of course
dan: i have another present for you will you come over
phil lester: what is it
dan: it's the best blowjob you've ever received
phil lester: OOF
phil lester: GOTTA GO FAST
dan: 🤪 i'll be waiting in the bedroom
dan: the doors locked but you have your key right??
phil lester: YES I DO
phil lester: ILL SEE U IN A FEW
dan: aright, hey phil?
phil lester: hm
dan: happy birthday :)
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