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> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much credit to dnptexts on twitter

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by oceanicdaniel

by oceanicdaniel

dan: i love you

phil 💘: i love you too but i'm trying to sleep

dan: I Love YOU AND I WANT U TO HAVE ONLY THE BEST AND U ARE THE BEst PERSON ALIVE U KNOW AND ALSO I LOVE YOU

phil 💘: i thought u were with my parents are u not talking to them

dan: uhhhh i was but i was too afraid to keep going bc i had a lot of wine!!!!! and i didn't know what i was going to REVEAL

phil 💘: you're fucking adorable

dan: LISTEN i need u to come down here and carry me to ur bedroom!!!

phil 💘: why

dan: uhhhh bc i don't want them to know i can't walk in a LINE DUH

phil 💘: oh ur fine just excuse urself

dan: no i'm NOT IM DRUNK

dan: they'll think i'm AN ALCOHOLIC OR SOMETHING PHIL

phil 💘: no they won't ur literally almost 27 they're not going to care that u had alcohol

dan: OKAY UR PARENTS SAID THEY BETTER GET TO BED

dan: ITS MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE

phil 💘: great get up here u drunky boy

dan: wait i can't sleep yet i have to shower and brush my teeth

phil 💘: we love hygiene

dan: will u wash my hair for me ?!???!?!?!???!??

phil 💘: how much wine did u have

dan: A LOT i was going HAM

phil 💘: pls never say that

phil 💘: how long does it take to walk upstairs

dan: i just turned on the shower

phil 💘: alright coming dear

dan: i'll be WAITING