phil lester: you know it's a little strange when you have to force someone that you're literally fucking almost every other day to give you their number
dan: u know what fight me
phil lester: no thank u
dan: why did u even want it anyway? i don't rlly talk to people in messages you're like a first
phil lester: bc i don't feel like moving but i also wanna fuck u if you're up for it
dan: what are u suggesting
phil lester: idk what you call it like facetime sex or something
dan: hm
dan: sounds promising
phil lester: ill call you now
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kiwi
Fanfiction> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much credit to dnptexts on twitter
