phil lester: you look cute baby
dan: SHUSH
phil lester: don't tell me to shush fuck you
dan: where
phil lester: SHUT UP
dan: i'm putting it out there u know
dan: the offer is on the table, whether or not u chose to pick it up is ur choice
phil lester: i'm considering it
phil lester: convince me
dan: uhhh i'm hot ur hot let's makeout or whatever
phil lester: i'm not sold
dan: uhh i'm wearing lace under my trousers
phil lester: are u really
dan: no
phil lester: whatever meet me in 5 i can't RESIST
dan: YES
character ask soon?? let me know when u think i'm thinking after chapter 30
YOU ARE READING
kiwi
Fanfiction> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much credit to dnptexts on twitter
