phil lester: will u ever stop staring at me? the answer is NO
dan: QUIT ILL DO WHAT I WANT
phil lester: you're distracting me from my work
dan: YOU are distracting ME
phil lester: srry how should i fix it
dan: u already know how to fix it jackass
phil lester: yeah i do but i love teasing you
dan: i hate you fuck off
phil lester: i'll fuck you instead
dan: turn ur smoothness into a slushie why don't u
phil lester: i'm smooth as smooth peanut butter baby
dan: i'm allergic
phil leser: fuck OFF no u aren't
dan: i literally can't stand you go away
phil lester: alright fine
dan: wait NO
dan: i wasn't being serious
dan: pay attention to me
phil lester: i can't get over how adorable you are
dan: i am a man
phil lester: men can be adorable
dan: no i am MANLY and HANDSOME
dan: my masculinity is TOXIC
phil lester: spill the tea who are you shading
dan: i'm not directly shading anyonee
phil lester: somehow i don't believe you but we'll pretend i do
dan: shut up
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kiwi
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