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phil lester: of course i never shut up about you you're the love of my life duh
phil lester: she got annoyed last time i called her bc i only talked about you and barely about myself
dan: haha fuck come up here please
phil lester: why what's wrong
dan: well i kinda want you to blow me and i also kinda want to watch netflix so can u pls get away from ur work for like 2 seconds bc ur bf is lonely with a boner
phil lester: ew why are you hard u were just talking to my mum
phil lester: EW GROSS
dan: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
dan: THATS NOT IT IM WATCHING MAGIC MIKE
phil lester: UOURE SO WEIRD WHY ARE YOU WATCHING MAGIC MIKE
dan: IT POPPED UP IN MY TOP PICKS SO I WATCHED IT BC CHANNING TATUM CAN FUCKIN STRIP BRO
dan: WHAT I DIDNT TAKE INTI ACCOUNT WAS THE BONER THAT WIULD GO WITH IT
phil lester: DAN
dan: PLEase it actually HURTS
phil lester: GOD WE WENT FROM INNOCENT TO CHANNING TATUM GIVING U A BONER
dan: IM SORRY IT JUST SHOWEDUP
dan: U CANT BLAME ME JUST THE WAY THAT CHANNING TATUM GRINDS ON THAT STAGE
phil lester: ur mine
dan: i want u to grind on me the way channing tatum grinds on the stage
dan: PHIL COME IN THE BEDROOM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
dan: i'm going to be so pissed if you give me blue balls
phil lester: i was trying to see how desperate you could get but now i don't want to wait so congrats u won't i'm omw
