dan: hey can u like pull ur pants down
phil 💘: is this how you sext now
dan: i am having quite the problem and you are making a JOKE out of it
phil 💘: come on
dan: no fuck you and your damn pants
dan: i'll just die and it'll be all your fault
phil 💘: aw are you getting worked up baby boy
dan: don't call me that i'm in public
phil 💘: BABY BOY
dan: STOP
phil 💘: bet u wish u were here with me
phil 💘: u wish i was kissing ur neck and touching u but delicately bc ur a soft boy
dan: no i don't shut up
phil 💘: you're so pretty, even prettier when you're underneath me
phil 💘: and on top of me but u know
dan: stop i actually hate you
phil 💘: sounds fake but go off i guess
phil 💘: i took my pants off what do u want me to do now
dan: fuck off
phil 💘: DAN i'm trying to play along
dan: fine i want u to wait for me bc ur an asshole and you'll get off without me
phil 💘: okay i'm waiting how far away are you
dan: far enough that i may get blue balls
phil 💘: bullshit i can hear u putting ur key in the lock
dan: i don't want sass from u
phil 💘: u always want sass with me u love me
dan: i do but fuck u
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kiwi
Fanfiction> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much credit to dnptexts on twitter
