phil 💘: we're moving pack ur bags i saw a fat corgi and we need one now
dan: phil no
phil 💘: phil YES
dan: we still have a few months on our lease
phil 💘: so? fuck that
dan: excuse me
phil 💘: come hug me i'm sad
dan: on it
phil 💘: all i want is a PUPPY
dan: then u will only cuddle with it and never with me
phil 💘: no i'll snuggle both of u at the same time
dan: WE'RE MOVING
phil 💘: YES
dan: i wish we could
dan: i want to start the future NOW
phil 💘: i never thought u would say that
dan: u have influenced me greatly
phil 💘: good maybe u won't be so dirty
dan: but u like it
phil 💘: who says so
dan: considering u already love me
phil 💘: SHUSH
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kiwi
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