phil 💘: hey when are they leaving
dan: probably not for a couple hours
phil 💘: UGH why is life so difficult
dan: what's wrong my love
phil 💘: i want them to leave
dan: you're usually the one who's not complaining we've switched roles
phil 💘: i know but i want to spend time with only u
phil 💘: u know doing STUFF
dan: what kind of stuff
phil 💘: well i want to fuck u idk what other stuff you're thinking of
dan: DAMN okay i thought u meant like cuddling and SLEEPING
phil 💘: i've lost my seductiveness
phil 💘: is this what happens when u get old
dan: no you'll always be hot we just haven't DONE stuff like we used to u know but i like it i feel like we have mature love that way
phil 💘: i melted omg
phil 💘: aw u asked them to leave good boy
dan: woof
phil 💘: i'm running upstairs to get lube brb
phil 💘: we're using the breakfast bar
dan: oh my god
dan: this is going to be so good
YOU ARE READING
kiwi
Fanfiction> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much credit to dnptexts on twitter
