phil lester: heyyyyyyyyyyytyyyyyyywuahakabsjajalsbhskans
dan: u good
phil lester: YES do u wanna go to a party w me tonight
dan: are u talking about the office christmas party u dork
phil lester: um nooooooooOoO
dan: are u drunk
phil lester: nO i need to be presentable for the colleguesjakaksnkslans
dan: phil
phil lester: IM VERY VERY EXCITED TO SEE YOU
dan: so you're releasing your emotions in keyboard smashing?
phil lester: YES
dan: why are u so excited to see me what the hell
phil lester: bc im not gonna see u for like 2 or 3 weeks after tonight!!! IM HEADING TO THE NORTH
dan: whoa what you didn't tell me that
phil lester: oops i meant to i must've been distracted by ur beauty and also ur mouth and ur ass and u know
dan: do i know
phil lester: fuck off with ur praise kink
dan: i'll see you at the party phil
phil lester: oh okay
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