phil 💘: would you care to bring me some coffee darling
dan: i suppose i can
phil 💘: thank u sweetheart
dan: don't use that name at me
phil 💘: why baby
dan: phil wtf
phil 💘: i just love you babe
dan: i love you too but why the names
phil 💘: showing my appreciation honey
dan: stop it
phil 💘: no thanks baby boy
dan: we're gross but we're not this gross
phil 💘: it isn't gross bear
dan: no ur not allowed that name that's a childhood thing i can't shake off
phil 💘: but it's cute bae
dan: do u have a list of pet names pulled up
phil 💘: ofc not dear
dan: whatever you say daddy
phil 💘: what the fuck loverboy
dan: just trying to fit in baby daddy
phil 💘: that one doesn't work u can't get pregnant love
dan: wish i could sexy
phil 💘: why are you choosing the sexual ones beautiful
dan: because i want to suck ur dick hottie
phil 💘: we're at work cupcake
dan: i can do it at home stud
phil 💘: that's an awfully long time to wait angel
dan: i think i can manage handsome
phil 💘: whatever you say gorgeous
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